Wired Magazine Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Animals Bred:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2258	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Buildings Constructed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3348	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	219	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	506735	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!

CrownPrinceCraft: FearlessAssassin

Allies, Assassination, Conflict, Crown Prince, CrownPrinceCraft, Diplomacy, fear, FearlessAssassin, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Monarchy, Normalization, Peace, Politics, Risk, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Stability, threat

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz the crown prince of saudi arabia is straight up paranoid about getting whacked for tryna make friends with israel. like bruh, imagine the drama on this server, we got kingdoms beefin’ and alliances shiftin’ faster than you can say “diamond sword”. join now and see if you can survive the political intrigue and backstabbing, just like the crown prince. it’s a wild ride, fam.