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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7696 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8166 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
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