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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1321 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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