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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8813 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 843 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5123 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
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