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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1120 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 40 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!
Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!
So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!