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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5952 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8697 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 136 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
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so come on down to da craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server u’ll ever see. who needs real money when u can be a virtual millionaire, amirite?