Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.
Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Vanilla gameplay | No Landclaims, TPA or any teleports |
| Long-term world | We want to try keeping this world active and alive for a long time. |
| Only anti-rulebreak plugins | The only plugins we have are Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog. |
A: Currently, we are looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones. However, you can still apply to join and we may consider your application.
A: You can apply to join on our Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2
Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a Minecraft server where the rules were made up and the chaos was real. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, this server is a wild ride from start to finish.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or thwart their evil plans?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every full moon. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block the size of a small village. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, in this world, soccer is a woman’s game… for some reason.
Our server is perfect for those who love a good soap opera storyline. Just like in this post, you’ll experience heartbreak, deception, and family feuds that will make your head spin.
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and explosive confrontations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention in your very own virtual drama series. Join today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions!
Looking for a supportive community? Our server is filled with players who will always have your back, unlike some stepdads we know…
Join now and walk down the virtual aisle with your brother, your best friend, or even your pet pig! No judgment here, just good times and epic builds.
Don’t let anyone tell you who to choose as your aisle-walker, especially not a stepdad who couldn’t handle a little sibling rivalry. Come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!
we got this one time where we all rode pigs off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but we survived cuz we had like, enchanted armor and stuff. it was wild, man.
also, like, the monsters on this server are no joke. we got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that do the macarena while chasing you. it’s hilarious, dude.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. we once found a chest full of diamonds guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. true story, bro.
so yeah, if you wanna have the most insane time of your life in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
imagine this: you join the server and immediately, you are greeted by a giant hand that reaches out of your computer screen and shakes your hand in real life. that’s right, we have advanced handshake technology that blurs the line between reality and virtual reality. it’s like the matrix, but with more handshakes!
but wait, there’s more! on this server, every block you mine is actually a tiny handshake in disguise. every time you build a house, you are actually building a giant handshake monument to your own awesomeness. it’s like a handshake party that never ends!
so come join us on this epic handshake adventure, where the handshakes are strong and the friendships are even stronger. trust us, you won’t regret it. just make sure to stretch your hand muscles before logging on, because you’re gonna need them!
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.
| Server Trailer |
| Discord Server |
| Wiki |
Run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:
| CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X |
| RAM: 3200MHz 64GB |
| Storage: 2TB NVME SSD |
| Hosted on the US East Coast |