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Wine Not White
u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more red wine den white wine in our virtual taverns. we got a meta-analysis study dat proves red wine is da healthiest choice in dis blocky world. forget bout dem carcinogens, we got u covered with dat good good red wine. join us for a drink and some blocky adventures. ain’t no server like dis one, we got da best wine and da craziest stories to tell. come on in and let’s get drunk on pixels together! -
Titanic Craft 1.21.2
Join this epic Minecraft server where you can build a virtual liver to handle all the alcohol you consume! We have virtual doctors who can save you from alcohol poisoning in-game. Plus, you can mine for virtual beer and wine to keep the party going! Don’t worry about real-life consequences, just come get drunk and build some crazy stuff with us! -
ContaminatedCookingCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about sharing pots and pans just like the roommate in this story! But don’t worry, we won’t get mad if you accidentally use someone else’s cooking utensils.Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy rules your fellow players might have. Maybe someone only builds with pink blocks on Wednesdays, or refuses to mine diamonds on odd-numbered days. The possibilities are endless!
But beware, if you accidentally contaminate someone’s virtual cooking utensils with pork or alcohol, you might just start a virtual war. So come join our server and see if you can survive the chaos of roommate-like drama and outrageous dietary restrictions. It’s a virtual world like no other!
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SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!
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CraftyBlockz: ByeByeUSA!
LOL u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the owner is a secret agent who once defeated a creeper army with nothing but a carrot! like, who does that?! also, the mods are all unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat. plus, the spawn point is a giant taco made of gold blocks, and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that farts glitter. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks! #potatolove #unicornsrule #carrotwarrior -
Dreamy Oasis Realm 1.21.3
Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever get the urge to build some sick pixel art while sipping on a potion of invisibility? Well, do I have the server for you!Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.
We’ve got creepers that dance the cha-cha, villagers that breakdance, and a dragon that tells knock-knock jokes.
And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles.
So, if you’re feeling like your brain might explode from the sheer awesomeness of it all, come on down and join us for a party that will make you question reality.
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GalentineCraft
Are you tired of boring parties where everyone’s significant other tags along like a clingy sidekick? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept cool singles who are ready to mingle! Just like our friend who couldn’t handle a girls’ night without her hubby, we believe in keeping things spicy and drama-free. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious builds, and maybe even find your player two along the way. Don’t be like the “package deal” couple, be a solo superstar on our server! -
Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4
Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!
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Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2
This server is like a buffet of estrogen-filled foods! We got onions, miso, tempeh, tofu, edamame, and more to help you feel like the fabulous queen you are! Who needs testosterone when you can have a soy-filled feast every day? Plus, we offer free licorice root shots to make sure your testosterone stays far, far away. Join us and say goodbye to Trump’s anti-hormone therapy agenda – we’re all about that natural, estrogen-packed lifestyle here! -
NightOutBrews Minecraft SMP
LOL OMG, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you get a FREE virtual drink every time you log on! And not just any drink, we’re talking about a potion of ultimate craziness that will make you see pink sheep flying around and dancing villagers! Join us for the wildest party in Minecraft history, where the creepers wear party hats and the zombies breakdance! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of virtual drinks! Let’s get this party started, woohoo! ððđðĪŠ