u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more red wine den white wine in our virtual taverns. we got a meta-analysis study dat proves red wine is da healthiest choice in dis blocky world. forget bout dem carcinogens, we got u covered with dat good good red wine. join us for a drink and some blocky adventures. ain’t no server like dis one, we got da best wine and da craziest stories to tell. come on in and let’s get drunk on pixels together!
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Wine Not White
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ContaminatedCookingCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about sharing pots and pans just like the roommate in this story! But don’t worry, we won’t get mad if you accidentally use someone else’s cooking utensils.Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy rules your fellow players might have. Maybe someone only builds with pink blocks on Wednesdays, or refuses to mine diamonds on odd-numbered days. The possibilities are endless!
But beware, if you accidentally contaminate someone’s virtual cooking utensils with pork or alcohol, you might just start a virtual war. So come join our server and see if you can survive the chaos of roommate-like drama and outrageous dietary restrictions. It’s a virtual world like no other!
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SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!
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CraftyBlockz: ByeByeUSA!
LOL u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the owner is a secret agent who once defeated a creeper army with nothing but a carrot! like, who does that?! also, the mods are all unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat. plus, the spawn point is a giant taco made of gold blocks, and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that farts glitter. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks! #potatolove #unicornsrule #carrotwarrior
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GalentineCraft
Are you tired of boring parties where everyone’s significant other tags along like a clingy sidekick? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept cool singles who are ready to mingle! Just like our friend who couldn’t handle a girls’ night without her hubby, we believe in keeping things spicy and drama-free. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious builds, and maybe even find your player two along the way. Don’t be like the “package deal” couple, be a solo superstar on our server!
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NightOutBrews Minecraft SMP
LOL OMG, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you get a FREE virtual drink every time you log on! And not just any drink, we’re talking about a potion of ultimate craziness that will make you see pink sheep flying around and dancing villagers! Join us for the wildest party in Minecraft history, where the creepers wear party hats and the zombies breakdance! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of virtual drinks! Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🍹🤪
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FamAvoiderCraft
Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.
So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!
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XmasBoozeBanFail
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Christmas gathering with over 50 relatives? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my family’s holiday celebrations.Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.
And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!
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Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]
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Server Name The Sildaris Wilds Version 1.20.1 Trailer Watch Trailer Overview
Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!
FAQ
What is the theme of the server?
The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.
What can players do on the server?
Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.
How can I join the server?
You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf
Are there any upcoming updates or events?
We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.
Is there a unique economy system on the server?
Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.
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CraftyCreeperCocktail
Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!