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Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than M. Bison’s Psycho Power? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Street Fighter combo! Our server is so epic, even Terry Bogard would be jealous. Year 2 character reveals? We’ve got ’em. High level replays? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on our insane balance patches – they’re more unpredictable than a random select match. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to victory – just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than Akuma on a bad day.

PupBlockParty

animal welfare, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disagreements, dog care, Dogs, family conflict, housemates, moving out, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet hair, pet ownership, pet training, pet waste, PupBlockParty, rehoming, responsibilities, Shelter, Siblings

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	6993
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1572	Invisible Walls Found:	3

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build giant monuments of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life!

GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Emeralds Found:	638
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Potions Brewed:	143
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mines Excavated:	2616

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ores Mined:	3378	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Animals Bred:	171	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	85
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	953	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6277
Alien Abductions:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5220
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!