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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7648 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 267 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!