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WindowWatchers Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Love Letters Sent:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Have you ever looked out your window and seen a herd of llamas riding pigs through a rainbow-filled sky? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never know what to expect next. From giant chickens laying diamond eggs to villagers breakdancing in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

VacuumVibesMC

cleaning, Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning habits, cleaning hacks, cleaning products, cleaning responsibilities, cleaning routine, cleaning skills, cleaning solutions, cleaning supplies, cleaning tasks, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, household chores, Household cleaning, maintenance, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, VacuumVibesMC

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo.

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!

ConquestLand SMP

1.18, 1.21, auction house, bedrock, coin flips, community fun, ConquestLand SMP, Custom Items, Economy, interactive chat games, java, king of the hill events, Kits, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pinata, PVE dragon events, Ranks, smp server, Survival, upgradeable hoppers, Upgradeable spawners, vote parties

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7550

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Robo’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server: No Robots Allowed! – Vanilla 1.21 Fun!

Allowed, bedrock, community-driven, creations, crossplay, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, iconic, ideas, java, Minecraft, Mode, normal, ONLINE, ROBÔS, Robots, Safe, Server, Small, stealing, Survival, Totally, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	88	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	Never
Allowed Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Rules	No stealing, griefing, hacking

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.

What is the gameplay like on the server?

The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.

ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

Anime, body positivity, comedy, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfNoDiet, Elves, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, humor, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, ogres, Parody, prime wife material, romance, self love, Server, slice of life, Somebody once, Supernatural, told me, weight loss

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchantments Applied:	292
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

HulkCraft: The Legit American Folk Hero Minecraft Server

American, American folk hero, american history, American legends, Annie Oakley, blurring fiction and reality, Buffalo Bill Cody, cultural icon, Daniel Boone, Davey Crockett, folk, Hero, hulk hogan, HulkCraft, iconic figure, larger than fiction, larger than life, legendary deeds, Legit, Minecraft, paul bunyan, pop culture icon, Server, the lone ranger, wrestling icon, wrestling legend, wrestling superstar

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a legendary figure just like Daniel Boone, Paul Bunyan, and Davey Crockett! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with mythical creatures, hidden treasures, and wild west showdowns.

Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, emotional responsibility, Emotional support, family dynamics, family pressure, FiancéCraft, Gaslighting, loyalty, Minecraft, panic attack, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about your sister-in-law causing panic attacks over a simple text conversation!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!

CakeWarsMomDrama

aita, bad mouthing, Bakery, Birthday, Boyfriend, Cake, CakeWarsMomDrama, Choking, CURSE, dessert, Disrespect, Drama, Evil, expensive chocolates, groceries, mom, not giving, scolding, superstition, sushi, TOOTH

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s superstitions about your boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most insane adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.

But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5909
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	287473
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

WalmartWarrior92

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	3419
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of running into weirdos at Walmart? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll only run into cool and hilarious players who will make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!