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WindowsFear Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of being afraid to dual boot into Windows because you might accidentally delete your entire Minecraft world? Well fear no more, because on our server, we have a team of highly trained IT professionals ready to assist you in any tech-related crisis! Join us and never worry about losing your precious diamonds again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tech support team save the day!

ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

ai, BUILD, Epic, gender bending, guys, Impression, Impressions.., lewd, ManlyMimicCraft, reading, Thread, vocal exercises, vocal manipulation, vocal performance, vocal practice, vocal range, vocal training, Vocaroo, vocaroo thread, voice acting, voice changers, voice impression, Wholesome, woman’s voice, Women, worlds

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6978	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

Adventure, Archive, bakers, BUILD, Commander in Chief Edition, Commanders, Conquer, Crafty, creative writing, fanfiction, fanfiction writers, FANTASY, greentext, HoloX, Novels, Pregnancy, Sluts, SMUT, storytelling, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fanfiction, Write, Writing, writing thread

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, BLOCK, comedy, digital communication, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, lol, message board, Online Community, online interaction, Party, post, social media, user 673206289

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4663	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mines Excavated:	4567	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

asmr, board rules, Class, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, Fly, global rules, hard-working, Hide, Husbands, Menhera, Nise Menhera, Otis, Pigs, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, ShonCraft, sunglasses, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD, wear

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9297	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!