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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Simple Windows SMP Easier Minecraft

Business Success, Company, corporate responsibility, DEI, Diversity, easier, efficiency, employee engagement, equity, inclusion, innovation, Minecraft, operating system, organizational culture, productivity, Simple, smp, software, Technology, user-friendly, windows, windows 7, Workplace

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Towns Built:	1	Ores Mined:	870
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with twists and turns at every corner.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by our mischievous admins, who have been known to turn players into chickens or cover their bases in pink wool. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

We also have epic events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for the TNT traps along the way!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the mountain is guarded by a fierce dragon who demands a toll of cookies for safe passage.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, if you dare!

DuckCraft Minecraft Server

22H2, 24H2, 3G, adsl, AI NPUs, apps, baby duck, DuckCraft, Internet Explorer, ipv4, LTSC versions, Minecraft, next generation, Non Chromium Edge, PC, Server, Targets, theory, turbo duck, windows 10, windows 11, windows 7, windows 8.1

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of being a baby duck stuck in the past with Windows 7 or 8.1? Well, come join our Minecraft server and upgrade to the next generation baby duck status with Windows 10 LTSC! But wait, there’s more – Windows 11 LTSC is on the horizon, taking you to a whole new level of duckiness!

But beware, the duck wave is coming for those without AI NPUs in their PCs. If you’re still using Internet Explorer or Non Chromium Edge, you’re a certified baby duck. And don’t even get us started on those turbo ducks still rocking IPv4, ADSL, or 3G.

Join our server now and level up your duck game before it’s too late! Who knew Minecraft could be so quack-tastic?

SmartIT Minecraft Server

Acer netbooks, BIOS, bus driver, devilish anon, Escape, getting caught, linux, Linux Mint, mac OS, Minecraft, multiple partitions, punishment, regret, school IT, school spyware, Server, smarter than IT, SmartIT, Snitch, vacation, voicemails, windows 7

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Votes:	4159	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can install multiple operating systems on your Minecraft computer, just like this mad lad did with his school netbook! Become the master of your own virtual universe and show off your tech skills to impress your friends.

But beware, the teachers and school IT are out to get you for your rebellious ways! Escape their clutches and embark on a journey to freedom, all while laughing in the face of authority.

Join our server now and show off your Minecraft skills while sticking it to the man! Who needs school when you have a whole new world to explore and conquer? Let the fun begin!

Windows 7 to 11 Upgrade: The Minecraft Server Edition

audio issues, BROKEN, compatibility, dual boot, Edition, FIX, Hardware, Install, linux, Minecraft, no sound, operating system, Realtek HD Audio Driver, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Upgrade, virtual machine, virtualization, WIN11, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Are you tired of boring old Windows operating systems breaking your audio drivers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of technology gone wrong. Our server is so epic that even Realtek HD Audio Drivers can’t handle the excitement, so they break just to get a taste of the action. Plus, we have a virtual machine running Windows 11 just for kicks. So come join us and experience a world where even your operating system can’t handle the fun!

RTX 3080 Ti Driver Windows 7 Minecraft Madness

compatibility, Driver, driver porting, Gaming, Gaming Community, Graphics Card, graphics drivers, Hardware, madness, Minecraft, nvidia, PC Gaming, RTX, RTX 3080 Ti, RTX series, software, tech support, Technology, windows, windows 7, Windows 7 drivers, Windows 7 gaming, Windows 7 support, Windows compatibility.

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so epic, we once had a player ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and actually win! And get this, our server is so powerful, it can run Minecraft with RTX 3080 Ti graphics on Windows 7! Who needs Linux when you have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? Join us now for a wild ride filled with llamas, creepers, and endless adventures!

TinyTrollsCraft: Where we settle all debates about Tiny10 and Tiny11 in the most ridiculous ways possible!

computer nerd, debates, factory reset, games, linux distro, malware, Mint, opinion, Problems, Ridiculous, SETTLE, sluggishness, software, Tiny10, Tiny11, TinyTrollsCraft, Updates, useless software, Ways, windows, windows 7

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Tiny10 and Tiny11.

Have you ever had your computer become sluggish after just six months of using Windows 10 or 11? It’s like a curse, I tell you! But fear not, for Tiny10 and Tiny11 are here to save the day! These magical versions of Windows are like a breath of fresh air for your computer, making it run smoother than a baby’s bottom.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do Tiny10 and Tiny11 fix all your computer problems, but they also come with a guarantee that they are 100% free of malware. That’s right, no pesky viruses or spyware to worry about here!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wonders of Tiny10 and Tiny11 for yourself. Say goodbye to sluggish computers and hello to endless hours of gaming fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crops Grown:	3264	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Zombie Dances:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Votes:	6308
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	859	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Blockheadz R Us

BlockHeadz, false assumptions., falsely accused, misapprehended, mischaracterized, Miscommunication., misconceptions, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudged personality, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, wrongly perceived

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Towns Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Luke Look Server

confusion, English, homophones, Language, language learning, language pronunciation., linguistics, look, luke, phonetics, phonology, pronunciation, pronunciation guide, pronunciation patterns, pronunciation rules, Server, SIMILAR, Sound, Speech, Spelling, Words

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Enchantments Applied:	117
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!