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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7066 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4789 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
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But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!
