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The Punishment For Upgrading Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where upgrading your software leads to your house burning down because the timer app doesn’t ring properly! And don’t even get us started on Windows 11 – it’s a total disaster! But hey, who needs a functioning timer when you can have full page ads in your music app instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to keep an eye on that oven!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

DuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crops Grown:	5490
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	20
Buildings Constructed:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a baby duck stuck in the past with Windows 7 or 8.1? Well, come join our Minecraft server and upgrade to the next generation baby duck status with Windows 10 LTSC! But wait, there’s more – Windows 11 LTSC is on the horizon, taking you to a whole new level of duckiness!

But beware, the duck wave is coming for those without AI NPUs in their PCs. If you’re still using Internet Explorer or Non Chromium Edge, you’re a certified baby duck. And don’t even get us started on those turbo ducks still rocking IPv4, ADSL, or 3G.

Join our server now and level up your duck game before it’s too late! Who knew Minecraft could be so quack-tastic?

Windows 7 to 11 Upgrade: The Minecraft Server Edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Windows operating systems breaking your audio drivers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of technology gone wrong. Our server is so epic that even Realtek HD Audio Drivers can’t handle the excitement, so they break just to get a taste of the action. Plus, we have a virtual machine running Windows 11 just for kicks. So come join us and experience a world where even your operating system can’t handle the fun!

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Potions Brewed:	79
Players Killed by Monsters:	3123	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	3519
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Farms Harvested:	671

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Potions Brewed:	151	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps just waiting for you to join in on the fun. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a monthly hot dog eating contest (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where VShojo and vtubers rule the land! Join us for some epic battles in Pummel Party with Zen, learn about guns with Henya (because who doesn’t need that skill in Minecraft?), and master the art of merchanting with Geega (who knew you could make diamonds that way?). Nagi will even teach you how to simulate Yakiniku – it’s like a BBQ party, but in Minecraft!

Our crew includes Froot, the fruitiest streamer around, Haruka who will karate chop her way to victory, and Hestia spreading happiness like it’s her job (which it kinda is). And don’t forget about Melody, the virtual queen of the server – she’ll show you how to project your way to success.

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs diamonds when you can have VShojo wins instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and vibing together – because on this server, the fun never stops!

Squeeze Gamestop Minecraft SMP

Analysis, board actions, Deep Fucking Value, gamestop, Gamestop saga, gme, historical price support, implied volatility, investing, January, market, Minecraft, predictions, roaring kitty, smp, squeeze, stocks, Targets, Traders, Trading, trends, Volume

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the GME (Gamestop) madness has taken over! Join us as we embark on a wild journey filled with trading memes, diamond hands, and moon missions.

Picture this: historical price support points to January 14th, volume and implied volatility point to January 5th, Gamestop board actions point to January 31st, Roaring Kitty points to January 28th, and Deep Fucking Value points to January 17th. It’s like we’re living in a time loop of epic proportions!

But fear not, for we have gathered a group of highly regarded traders who are ALL IN on crazy targets. With their expertise and meme magic, we are sure to reach new heights in the world of Minecraft trading.

So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the SEC). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one diamond at a time!

Valyria Network

Adventure, Conquer, D-Prisoner, dynamic-environment, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Gamemodes, hack-allowed, Journey, MCMMO, Mechanics, Minecraft, Prison, Proving Ground, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Skills, Valyria Network

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to Valyria!

Dive into a one-of-a-kind hack-allowed Minecraft experience. Valyria features Prison and Raid gamemodes, with regular events to keep the action alive.

Prison: Begin as a D-Prisoner, mine your way to freedom, and transition into an epic Factions adventure. Our Prison gamemode blends classic Prison mechanics with the thrill of Factions.

Raid: Test your PvP and raiding skills in a dynamic environment that serves as the perfect proving ground for Prison gameplay.

Join us for exciting events, new gamemodes, and an unforgettable journey in the world of Valyria.

Are you ready to conquer Valyria?

valyria.gg:25570

⚔️ Dream Survival – RPG PVP survival with captures Minecraft server

Backpacks, captures, Casino, Cosmetics, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Entertainment, Grip system, Mob Leveling, Monsters, Premium gameplay, PvP, Regular Updates, resource pack, RPG, RPG adventure, Support, Survival, Unique game world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Dream Survival is a high-quality, high-performance SURVIVAL (SURVIVAL) server WITHOUT WIPES! The server is developed by professional programmers and develops every day.

? Unique game world

Bored of classic Minecraft? Our server adds a splash of color to the game with interactive systems and unique configurations.

⚔️ RPG adventure

Explore new dungeons with three difficulty levels. Fight powerful monsters and get valuable rewards!

? Mob leveling and scaling system

Improve your skills, and the mobs will become stronger along with you for more exciting gameplay!

? Grip system

Create your own kingdom! Capture territories and defend your possessions.

⚙️ Custom plugins

Unique plugins designed specifically to enhance your gaming experience.

? Entertainment

Relax in our casino with slot machines, blackjack, lottery and crash games!

? Cosmetics and backpacks

Stand out from other players with different hats and expand your inventory with new backpacks.

? Premium gameplay

Get access to additional features and benefits.

? Resource pack

Immerse yourself in a unique world with our custom resource pack.

? Regular updates

We are constantly working on new features and content to keep you playing.

❓ Support

Our team is always ready to help you and answer all your questions.

play.dream-survival.ru

Poker Pro Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, Fun, gambling, Game, Learn poker, Life, mental health, Minecraft, optimism, poker, positivity, PRO, resilience, self improvement, Server, skill-building, strategy, stress relief, winning

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3389
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Are you tired of real life kicking you in the butt? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where you can learn to play Poker like a pro! Imagine sitting at a virtual table, bluffing your way to victory while building a majestic castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs real life when you can win big and have fun in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s deal some virtual cards together!

Opportunity Wasted Minecraft SMP

Acting, Cardinals, Character development, critique, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, ending, good actors, good premise, great locations, Minecraft, Mini Series, missed potential, Movie, opportunity, pacing, Plot, Potential, review, smp, storytelling, underwhelming, Wasted, wasted opportunity

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Potions Brewed:	154
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crops Grown:	5345
Secret Passages Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s better than a disappointing movie ending! We’ve got top-tier players, epic builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Explore our insane locations and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike watching that movie).