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The Punishment For Upgrading Minecraft SMP

Ads, Android phone, android upgrades, bug fixes, cleaner app, GOOGLE, house fire, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, music app, Notifications, Oven, pajeets, punishment, smp, software, software bugs, timer app, timer issues, Updates, Upgrades, Upgrading, windows 11

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	5825	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where upgrading your software leads to your house burning down because the timer app doesn’t ring properly! And don’t even get us started on Windows 11 – it’s a total disaster! But hey, who needs a functioning timer when you can have full page ads in your music app instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to keep an eye on that oven!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

23andme, banking information, Blackmail, child kidnapping, crypto accounts, cybersecurity, data privacy, data security, Home Invasion, Indian pajeet, Leaks.., Microsoft employee, Minecraft, online privacy, passwords, personal data, privacy breach, Procrastinator, selling data, smp, stock accounts, user information, windows, windows 11, work information

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ores Mined:	6738
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

DuckCraft Minecraft Server

22H2, 24H2, 3G, adsl, AI NPUs, apps, baby duck, DuckCraft, Internet Explorer, ipv4, LTSC versions, Minecraft, next generation, Non Chromium Edge, PC, Server, Targets, theory, turbo duck, windows 10, windows 11, windows 7, windows 8.1

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of being a baby duck stuck in the past with Windows 7 or 8.1? Well, come join our Minecraft server and upgrade to the next generation baby duck status with Windows 10 LTSC! But wait, there’s more – Windows 11 LTSC is on the horizon, taking you to a whole new level of duckiness!

But beware, the duck wave is coming for those without AI NPUs in their PCs. If you’re still using Internet Explorer or Non Chromium Edge, you’re a certified baby duck. And don’t even get us started on those turbo ducks still rocking IPv4, ADSL, or 3G.

Join our server now and level up your duck game before it’s too late! Who knew Minecraft could be so quack-tastic?

Windows 7 to 11 Upgrade: The Minecraft Server Edition

audio issues, BROKEN, compatibility, dual boot, Edition, FIX, Hardware, Install, linux, Minecraft, no sound, operating system, Realtek HD Audio Driver, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Upgrade, virtual machine, virtualization, WIN11, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	97
Farms Harvested:	289	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6517

Are you tired of boring old Windows operating systems breaking your audio drivers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of technology gone wrong. Our server is so epic that even Realtek HD Audio Drivers can’t handle the excitement, so they break just to get a taste of the action. Plus, we have a virtual machine running Windows 11 just for kicks. So come join us and experience a world where even your operating system can’t handle the fun!

NoMoreWhiningMC

acceptance, annoyance, attitude, Communication, complaining, criticism, Empathy, Gratitude, mindfulness, mindset, Negativity, NoMoreWhiningMC, patience, personal growth, perspective, Pet Peeves, positivity, self improvement, tolerance, Understanding, Whining

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Tired of people whining about not having enough diamonds in Minecraft? Well, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server is literally made of diamonds – the ground, the trees, even the animals are all sparkling with precious gems.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who are actually super chill once you get to know them. They throw the best parties and even teach you how to do the Creeper Shuffle dance move.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where diamonds are plentiful and creepers are your best friends, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

UkraineCraft: Peaceful Pixels

commissioner, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU defense, EU-Ukraine relations, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Peace, peace negotiations, peace process, Peacebuilding, Peaceful, pixels, SECURITY, territorial sovereignty, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4359
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1

so, liek, u kno how ukraine is liek havin a bit of a rough time wit russia and stuff? well, dis minecraft server is here to save the day! join us and help ukraine win back their land and bring peace to da world!

we got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move against da evil russians. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn to ride into battle cuz why not?

so come on, join us and be a hero in dis epic tale of good vs evil. together, we can make ukraine great again!

Glassy Gallium Osteo-Killers

Bioactive Glass, Bioactive Glass Technology, bioactive materials, Bone Cancer Therapy, Bone Tumor Therapy, Cancer Cell Death, Cancer Cell Destruction, cancer treatment, Cell Culture, gallium, Gallium Oxide, Gallium-Doped Glass, Glassy, innovative medicine, Kills 99% of Osteosarcoma Cells, Laboratory Tests, Medical research, Non-Cytotoxic, Osteoblasts, OsteoKillers, Osteosarcoma Research, Osteosarcoma Treatment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got bioactive glass that can cure bone cancer, bro! Like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on our server and get healed by some magic glass, am I right?

Join our server and watch as your osteosarcoma cells get wrecked by our bioactive glass doped with gallium oxide. It’s like a battle royale in your body, except the cancer cells are the losers every time!

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll be surviving against cancer cells! Who needs creepers when you’ve got osteosarcoma trying to take you down?

So come on, join our server and experience the most insane Minecraft gameplay ever. Who knew curing cancer could be so much fun? Let’s get crafting and kicking some cancer butt!

Moonstar SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Moonstar, the freshest SMP experience where adventure meets style!

Our brand-new server with custom cosmetics and Voice Chat for a truly immersive experience.

It’s just you, your friends, and endless possibilities.

Come shoot for the stars and make your mark on Moonstar today!

162.33.31.241:26930

RedeSnow

1.16, 1.21, Adventure, BUILD, Clans, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Economy, epic journey, Grief Protection, Lands, minecraft server, PvE, PvP, Redesnow, Semi Vanilla, Shops, smp, snowcraft, Survival, SURVIVE, team systems, Teleportation, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

SnowCraft [1.16 ~ 1.21] – Survive, build, and conquer!

Survival SMP with a semi-vanilla feel, where simplicity meets innovation.

Explore our unique world with custom enchantments, team systems, lands, and clans to protect your creations and expand your territory.

With teleportation, protection against grief, and shops to exchange items, adventure awaits!

Join our community and start your epic journey!

redesnow.net

Bocchi’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, Birthday Party, BLOCK, Bocchi the Rock, Bocchis, celebration, Character development, comedy, Coming of Age, friendship, high school, Introvert, Japanese culture, KITA, LONER, Manga, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Party, Ryou’s birthday, school life, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, social anxiety

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ores Mined:	6992
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

So, imagine this: Ryou, the birthday boy, decided to celebrate by creating the most epic Minecraft server ever. And guess what? Kita, his trusty sidekick, was there to help him every step of the way.

This server is like no other, my friends. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more. Ryou and Kita have hidden secret treasure chests all over the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns roam free.

So what are you waiting for? Join Ryou and Kita on their birthday adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime adaptation, Character development, character relationships, Cliffhanger, Drama, episode, Manga, manga series, Manga spoilers, Minecraft, Mystery, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, plot progression, plot twist, retconned, smp, spoilers, story arc, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Animals Bred:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4602
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many diamonds a player can mine in a single day? Rumor has it that the top player will be awarded a real-life diamond the size of a small car.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be warned, things may get a little… egg-citing.

GF Scare Minecraft Server

accidental scare, Apology, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Dark, early morning, Empathy, Girlfriend, Intentions, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, morning routine, personal space, relationships, Respect, Running, scare, Server, Support, Upset, Walking

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Dragons Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of getting in trouble for trying to be a sweet and caring partner? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up energy in a safe and virtual environment! No more accidentally scaring your loved ones, just pure fun and chaos with fellow gamers.

Imagine a world where running to catch up to your girlfriend is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds and gold! On our server, you can sprint to your heart’s content without worrying about scaring anyone. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will appreciate your dedication to chivalry, even if your girlfriend doesn’t.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where running is not only allowed, but celebrated. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who appreciates your dedication to catching up to her in the morning!

NoMove4UAfterDitch

Accommodation, BETRAYAL, Communication, Ditched, forgiveness, friendship, Furniture, Help, hurt feelings, loyalty, Moving, NoMove4UAfterDitch, Petty, Plans, road trip, social media, Truck, Trust, Understanding, Upset, weekend getaway

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unexpected betrayals!

Join us for a server where friends don’t bail on road trips last minute and leave you hanging. Our community is full of loyal players who will never ditch you for a spur-of-the-moment adventure with someone else.

And hey, if you ever need help moving furniture in Minecraft, we’ve got your back! Our players are always willing to lend a hand, no questions asked. Plus, our virtual trucks are always ready to transport your pixelated possessions with ease.

So why wait? Join our server today for a drama-free, furniture-moving-friendly experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you have a virtual community this awesome?

DepressoCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional well being, low mood, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health diagnosis, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health symptoms, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Sadness, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Therapy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Dragon Eggs Found:	8074	Crops Grown:	4800
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and crying into your virtual pillow at night? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing lower than your spirits is the bedrock at the bottom of the world!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of deranged chickens starts attacking you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless in our chaotic world!

But wait, there’s more! Our resident therapist, Dr. Zombie, is always available to help you navigate your feelings of existential dread and blocky despair. So come on down to our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!