Chill Craft Server Info
Hey you!
Yes you!
Do you have Minecraft?
I have a server for you!
Your first thought is "Oh its probably a java server that I can’t play on because I have bedrock"
Well, I have made a survival server that is CROSS PLAY!
Yes, you can play on Xbox, Mobile, Windows 10, Java, and Playstation!
If you would like to join a non laggy, crossplay server with plugins, join the Discord!
51.79.124.96:25582
?Minecraft PE game server that supports Windows 10. The server has 2 modes: griefer and survival_______________________________✨ A new era awaits you! Beautiful spawn, plugins that are made for the comfort of players. The server has: free donation, auto-mine, things of God, many competitions, and good administration.? Viral server DexoMine will take your hearts and much more, find out more by logging into the server! ? Project technical support: @dexomine? VKontakte community: @dexo_mc________________________________☀️IP: dexomine.ru
⚡PORT: 12620
⭐SITE: dexo.easydonate.ru ❗ The DexoMine server is waiting for you, with a new era❗
dexomine.ru:12620
Forget about SteamOS and its lack of support for other systems – we’ve got all the support you need, and then some. NixOS may be advanced, but who needs compatibility when you can have immutability? And don’t even get us started on those pesky dependencies – each program on our server exists in its own containerized folder, just waiting for you to update it with a few clicks.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re like the Fedora Kinoite of the gaming world – the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the…well, you get the idea. Use flatpaks, use rpm-ostree, use whatever you want – just make sure you join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.
But beware, the duck wave is coming for those without AI NPUs in their PCs. If you’re still using Internet Explorer or Non Chromium Edge, you’re a certified baby duck. And don’t even get us started on those turbo ducks still rocking IPv4, ADSL, or 3G.
Join our server now and level up your duck game before it’s too late! Who knew Minecraft could be so quack-tastic?
Join our server and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft with all the bells and whistles, just like running every possible application known to man on a laptop that shouldn’t even support it. Who needs official support when you have our server to defy all odds?
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs a Linux distro when you can have this insane experience on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!
No rules, no limits! Always active PVP, theft released and destruction without resets. Survive, build (or destroy) and try to become the most powerful. Chaos reigns here!
199.127.62.32:35591
ShadowGrove – A unique survival adventure with free ranks, rankup progression, custom plugins, daily free crate keys, and custom weapon models & skins!
shadowgrovesmp.secure.pebble.host
We got blocks that’ll make your dick harder than diamonds!
Join us and build a world where you can fap all day long without any interruptions!
Who needs real life when you can have endless fun in our pixelated paradise?
Trust me, once you start playing, you won’t even remember what fapping is!
Are you tired of clean and orderly Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can blow your nose into the open air, touch your groin area with abandon, and leave hair all over the floor without judgment? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for epic battles, build magnificent structures, and watch as your fellow players embrace their inner grossness. Who needs hand sanitizer when you have a community that thrives on uncleanliness?
So come on down to our server and let your inner slob run free. Just remember to wash your hands before touching anyone else – we may be gross, but we still have some standards!
Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.
So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!
Welcome to AscendMC, a survival experience where you shape your own path. Build and expand towns, forge alliances, and trade in a dynamic economy. Solve puzzles, take on unique challenges, and explore a world filled with adventure. Whether you prefer peaceful progression or friendly competition, there’s something for every playstyle. With PvE, PvP, and Java & Bedrock support, the journey is yours to choose!
ascendmc.space:25567