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Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

BabyBlockin’AITAH

AITAH, baby, BabyBlockinAITAH, Boundaries, Childbirth, Contact, decision, family, Fil, first birthday, Help, labour, Midwives, not letting sil in room, pain management, Party, relationship, Respect, sister, Support, wife giving birth

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2715	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	New Chunks Explored:	873419
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3632	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, birth control options, career focus, changing societal norms, child care costs, cultural expectations, delayed marriage, environmental concerns, fear of commitment, fertility concerns, financial constraints, lack of support systems, lifestyle choices, mental health issues, Minecraft, overpopulation fears, parenting responsibilities, personal fulfillment, relationship instability, reluctance to have children, Server, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Votes:	822
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	9878
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mines Excavated:	3371
Emeralds Found:	170	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	147	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchantments Applied:	128	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1646	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

DollCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient, antique, charming, collectible, Doll, DollCraft, Elegant, FARTED, funny, German, Handmade, Minecraft, Musical, quirky, rare, Server, Stream, Toy, Traditional, Unique, vintage, Violin, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Emeralds Found:	9516	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!

NashThreads Minecraft Server

Boring, Bryan Danielson, gay black man, ignored Nash threads, Manifested, meme dead, meme growth, Minecraft, Monitoring, NashThreads, planned, raped, samefag, samefagging, Server, viral, Waste of time

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

1980, Assassination, beatles, Creepercraft, crime, December 8, Fans, History, iconic musician, Impact, John Lennon, Legacy, Loss, Mark David Chapman, memorial, Minecraft, Music, new york city, pop culture, Remembrance, senseless act, Server, The Dakota, tragic event

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!