Wind Down MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineNiteShow

nighttime viewing, cozy tv, late-night entertainment, bedtime routine, relaxing TV

Are you tired of watching boring bedtime shows before you drift off to dreamland? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the sheep sing lullabies, the creepers tell bedtime stories, and the zombies do interpretive dance routines.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Endless Comfort, where players can snuggle up with a cozy blanket made of clouds and marshmallows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Sleepytime Potion that grants you the power to snooze through the night without a care in the world.

So say goodbye to boring bedtime shows and hello to a world of whimsical wonders on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

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Zen Oasis Retreat 1.20.2

Deep Breathing, 1.20.2, Retreat, bedtime routine, Relaxation

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate relaxation experience! Instead of fapping, take a break from the stress of the day by building a cozy virtual home. Instead of a warm bath, dive into our virtual oceans and explore underwater worlds. And instead of just laying down, join our community and make new friends to chat with while you play. Trust me, this is the better way to wind down for the day!

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SleepyCraft SMP

soothing music, peaceful environment, essential oil, Relaxation, cozy bed

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, bro, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on some epic shenanigans, man. We got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato, like what even is that? And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, it’s wild, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Friday night where we all wear chicken costumes and dance to techno music. It’s like a rave, but with more feathers, you feel me?

And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race we have. It’s intense, bro. Like, these llamas are faster than lightning, I swear. And the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and emeralds. It’s like the Olympics, but with more spitting.

So, like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP server and be part of the madness, hit me up, bro. We’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of slime. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

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The Sanctum: Guaranteed to cure your block fever since 1.21! 21+ only, just like a fine wine.

Relaxed, Server, Vanilla, Adults, wind down

Welcome to Sanctum SMP!

We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After having played together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server we are now a few months into our second vanilla world.

The server is Hermitcraft inspired, which means we welcome people to build nice bases and farms and open a shop in our shopping district. There are no shop plugins, it’s a diamond based economy. We have a few shops up already but there are plenty of opportunities for new endeavors. We also welcome everyone to think of and build games in a gaming district that has yet to be developed.

For a lot of us, Minecraft is a nice way to relax and wind down from the hassles of everyday life. That’s why we look for mature, likeminded people to join us. We’ve found that adults require less monitoring and that is exactly what we don’t enjoy doing. As long as you treat others like you’d like to be treated, pretty much anything goes. We have a 21+ age requirement because of that. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.

Come check us out on discord, read our rules and ask for the interview if you think we’d be a good fit for you!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 years or older to join.
Is there a shop economy on the server?	Yes, the server uses a diamond based economy with no shop plugins.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, players are expected to treat others with respect and follow community guidelines outlined in the rules.
How can I join the server?	Players must first join the Discord server and undergo a short voice chat interview before being whitelisted.

TrendyCraftRevival

reinvented, fad, modern twist, fashion, Trendsetter

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

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FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

food contact materials, packaging, bisphenols, food ingestion, PFAS

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

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Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

microdicked, Minecraft, News, online trolling, Ethics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

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Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

dangerous fantasies, violence, extreme scenarios, fear, crime

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

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HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

Server, parenting, SAHM, exhaustion, love

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

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NoWifeNoLifeCraft

grandparenting, Emotional support, Pregnancy, Grief, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

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