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DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	627
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Buildings Constructed:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	8390	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4686	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9600	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	60	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4337	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crops Grown:	8926
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	6475
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1624	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!

KMSCraft: Where the only pain is losing your diamonds to a creeper!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and have a blast with your friends! Looking for a painless way to have some fun? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while avoiding the stress of real life. Our server is so addictive that you’ll never want to leave!

Plus, if you’re ever feeling down and need a pick-me-up, our community is always here to make you laugh and forget about your problems. So why wait? Join now and start your hilarious Minecraft adventure today!