PURPLEMC
Purplemc is the best place for PVP lovers who want to have a blast with pals! They offer popular modes like Skywars and Bedwars, along with other fun games to enjoy.
– Skywars: Show off your skills and tactics in every match! – Bedwars: Protect your bed, attack enemies, and emerge victorious! – Other minigames: Always something new to try out. – Helpful Staff: The team is always there to assist. – Regular updates: Constantly improving the server.
Version: 1.8x
purplemc.net:1
Ever wondered if your reality is just a deliciously twisted figment of a deranged mind? Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft experience, where logic is a lie and the blocks are made of existential dread! Here, every moment straddles the fine line between brilliance and absolute madness. Whether it’s the light that guides you or the shadows that engulf you, this server is both your savior and your doom! Don’t question it; WE ARE YOUR LIGHT!
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| Reality Distortion Fields | Blocks change their shape every time you blink. Watch as diamonds become dirt in the blink of an eye! |
| Fembot Minions | They love you! Or they want to destroy you. They might be both! Who can say? |
| Time Travel Seeds | Plant them and relive the same hour of gameplay for eternity. It gets better every time—maybe! |
| Inverted Gravity Zones | Sometimes the ground is above you. Who put it there? Not me! But feel free to float into the void! |
| Voices in the Code | The source code whispers secrets! Listen closely and find out when your NERD friends will betray you! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Join? Or do you mean manipulate your essence into submission? Maybe just stare blankly at the screen until reality resets itself.
Q: What do I do when I get lost?
A: Get lost? The question is, are you really lost if you never existed? Embrace the cosmos and become one with the void!
Q: Can I build whatever I want?
A: You can build, construct, or even deconstruct your hopes and dreams! But only if your neighbor is a time-traveling spider.
“Fembots how do I win you back if I pissed you off. Fembots only because the last time I took another guy’s advice I pissed her off” — Are you the advice-giver or the advice-taker?
“I don’t understand why the walls are bleeding.” — Are they supposed to be? Get your aesthetics right!
“This server is the key to unlocking your fragmented psyche.” — Or is it a cage made of twisted pixels?
our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!
we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
We’ve got mobs that will make you question your existence, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning reality. But hey, who needs skills when you have sheer determination and a whole lot of luck, am I right?
So come on, join us on this wild ride where losing is winning and winning is…well, still winning. Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion, join now and embrace the madness!
We’ve got crazy mods, like flying pigs and exploding chickens, to keep you on your toes. Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wildest players you’ll ever meet.
Forget about the real world falling apart, come join us in this virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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| Description | Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server that takes place in the Year 1836. It features pre-claimed Nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP. |
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| What is Bismarck Minecraft Server? | Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the Year 1836 with pre-claimed Nations and various features including colonization and politics. |
| What are some server features? | Some features include Stock Market, Economy, Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, and more. |
| Where can I find the modlist? | You can view the modlist here. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join the Minecraft Server by using the IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz. |
| Where can I find more information about the server and modpack? | You can find more information on our Discord Server. |