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LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	63
Emeralds Found:	7288	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Votes:	1305	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2501
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Towns Built:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Enchantments Applied:	66
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5788	Enchantments Applied:	216
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	102
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3063	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	601033
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!