wimps – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet
Animals, Bitch, buffet, Castrated, chicken, Chompers, Cows, Crafty, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, Eating, emasculation, Gender Roles, Humiliation, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, power dynamics, pussy, slave food, stiff dick, Submission, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, wimps
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

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ParentalDisaster Minecraft Server
awkward situations, childhood antics, childhood memories, childhood mischief, embarrassing moments, family, getting caught, getting in trouble, Minecraft, misbehaving, naughty behavior, Parental authority, parental discipline, parental rules, parental supervision, ParentalDisaster, parenting, rebellious behavior, rule breaking, Server, sneaking around, troublemaking
Are you tired of getting caught by your parents doing the most mundane things in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the only thing your parents will catch you doing is having an epic time! Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any pesky interruptions from the parental units. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your parents question their own sanity!

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LonelyCraft: Last Person Standing
Abandoned, Apocalypse, deserted cities, deserted world, desolation, eerie atmosphere, eerie silence, empty streets, empty world, end of humanity, existential crisis, ISOLATION, last survivor, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, person, post-apocalyptic, Quiet, solitude, standing, surreal, surreal experience, Survival
Picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and find yourself in a post-apocalyptic world where you are the last surviving player. But don’t worry, you’re not alone! You’ll have to fend off hordes of zombie pigmen, dodge exploding creepers, and battle it out with other players who are trying to steal your last slice of virtual pizza.
But fear not, because on our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your own virtual paradise, complete with diamond-studded castles, rollercoaster rides made of TNT, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge your supremacy.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the only rule is: there are no rules!

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Hezbooms Revenge: Minecraft Server
armed conflict, cross-border conflict, escalation of violence, Hezbollah commander, Hezbollah leadership, Hezbollah response, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbooms, international relations, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, Israeli strike, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strike, Minecraft, political tensions, regional instability, retaliatory rocket fire, Revenge, security concerns, Server, south Lebanon, targeted killing
so, like, this server is lit af, like a firework show on the 4th of july. we got crazier battles than israel and hezbollah, like, you won’t believe the explosions and rocket fire happenin’ here. join us if you wanna be part of the action, it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. who needs real life drama when you can have this epicness in minecraft, amirite? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

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SkyScraperBugs
building bugs, building dwellers, building inhabitants, city bugs, city insects, confined insects, confined wildlife, entomology, indoor ecosystem, indoor habitats, indoor insects, indoor living, indoor species, indoor wildlife, insects, skyscraper insects, SkyScraperBugs, Skyscrapers, urban ecology, urban entomology, urban insects
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bruh! We got insects living in skyscrapers, man! They never been outside, just chillin’ in their tiny bug apartments, sippin’ on bug juice and playin’ bug games. It’s a whole bug city up in here, fam! And guess what? You can be the mayor of Bugtown if you join our server! Build your own bug empire and rule over all the insect peeps. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking cows that tell jokes. It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come on, join us and let’s get buggy with it!

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NukeThymeCraft: Precise Time Travel!
Candidate Isotope, Crystallizing, date, Excited, Excited State, Measurement, Nuclear Clock, Nuclear Research, Nuclear State, NukeThymeCraft, Path, Precise, Precision, researchers, Thorium-229, Time, timekeeping, travel, Ultraclock, Ultraprecise
yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we out here crystallizing paths toward a nuclear clock like whaaat?? we got researchers makin’ the most precise measurements of thorium-229, like that’s some next level shiz right there. imagine havin’ an ultraprecise nuclear clock in minecraft, u could time ur mining expeditions down to the millisecond. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with such futuristic technology goin’ on?? come join us and be part of the madness, fam. #nuclearclockgang #minecraftmadness

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PolyCraft: Where we’ve got more polygons than a geometry class! 1.21 GreyList server

Active, application, chest previews, Class, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Geometry, Graves, Greylist, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, master stonecutter recipes, more food, Polycraft, polygons, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, Server, server ip, smp, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone, Weve

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Structure Packs, Master Stonecutter Recipes, More Food data pack, and more!
Applications	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we have various plugins and data packs activated.
What type of community does Poly-Craft have?	We focus on a tight-knit, friendly, and active community.
Can I chat with other players on Discord?	Yes, join our Discord server to chat with other players.

NordicNuisance Minecraft Server
Åland, cold weather, Cultural differences, denmark, downsides, faroe islands, finland, Greenland, healthcare system, high cost of living, Iceland, ISOLATION, job market competitiveness, language barriers, limited daylight, Living, long winters, Minecraft, Nordic Region, NordicNuisance, norway, Server, social welfare system, Sweden
Tired of freezing your pixels off in the Nordic Region? Say no more, fam! Join our Minecraft server and escape the icy grip of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, and Iceland!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about frostbite or polar bears sneaking up on you while you mine for diamonds. Instead, you can bask in the warm glow of lava lakes and build your dream castle on a tropical island made entirely of candy canes (yes, we said candy canes!).
And forget about those pesky Vikings raiding your villages – on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is a herd of friendly llamas stealing your diamonds to use as bling. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of Skittles.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the Nordic Region behind for good. Trust us, you won’t miss the cold weather or the endless nights – especially when you’re partying with creepers who can breakdance like nobody’s business.

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Vincecore’s Epic Minecraft Server
boat horn, Character development, Creative, Dock Lock, Entertainment, Epic, Finisher, gimmick ideas, hard hat, high vis jacket, Million Dollar Dream, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Server, sports, Steve Door, stevedore, Vincecore, Vincecores, Vincent K. McMahon, wrestler gimmick, wrestling, wwe
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Steve Door and dominate the virtual wrestling ring! Picture this: you enter the server wearing a high vis jacket and a hard hat, ready to take on any opponent that comes your way. Your theme song? A boat horn blaring on repeat, setting the tone for your epic battles ahead.
But wait, it gets even better. Your finisher move, known as “The Dock Lock,” is a variation of the Million Dollar Dream that will leave your opponents gasping for air. Join our server and show off your stevedore skills as you climb the ranks to become the ultimate Minecraft wrestler. Trust us, Vincent K. McMahon would’ve adored this gimmick – so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Mom-in-Law MineCraft Mayhem
Communication, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, elderly care, emotional intelligence, equal partnership, family dynamics, Family Support, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, generational wealth, Inheritance, legal issues, life insurance, long-term planning, Marriage, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MomInLaw, parenting, sibling relationships
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this life insurance policy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win a virtual life insurance policy worth 3 million diamonds!
Just like this couple’s debate over who gets the money, you’ll have to strategize and negotiate with other players to secure your share of the virtual riches. Will you split it evenly with your Minecraft family, or keep it all for yourself? The choice is yours!
But be warned, things can get heated just like in this story. Will you be accused of being selfish for wanting more diamonds? Will you have to defend your virtual family’s right to their share? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the drama unfold!

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WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server
atypical compliment, backhanded compliment, bizarre compliment, eccentric compliment, extraordinary compliment, idiosyncratic compliment, Minecraft, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, peculiar praise, quirky compliment, Server, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, unconventional compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, unusual flattery, weird compliment, WeirdoCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and shoot laser beams from its eyes. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with untold riches and the admiration of all the other players.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even receive the weirdest compliment of all time – like how your pickaxe perfectly matches your shoes or how your crafting skills are so impressive they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

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