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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8563 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.