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SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	9599	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6471	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	2807
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Star Shards Collected:	162	Alien Abductions:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	121	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Emeralds Found:	3274	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).