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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7676 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
