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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8536 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Steroid Steve,” a player who claims to have maxed out all his stats without ever touching a single diamond or golden apple. Is he a Minecraft god or just a really dedicated player? Join us to find out and maybe challenge him to a duel in the lava pit of doom!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering if your character is secretly on steroids too.
