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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6739 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.
So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?