LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil extractive industries trying to mess with our cute little vertebrate friends. we got pandas, we got dolphins, we even got a freakin’ T-Rex (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us in our quest to save the animals and build the most lit minecraft world ever. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. no joke. so what are you waiting for? come save the animals and have a blast on our server!
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VertebrateVillains
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PeppermintParkWreckerCraft
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the only rule is to NOT destroy the 800-year-old peppermint tree? well, this server is NOT that! we encourage u to destroy as many ancient trees as u want, cuz why not? who needs history when u can have fun in minecraft, amirite? come join us and get a slap on the wrist for every tree u destroy, it’s a thrill like no other! plus, we have a secret underground society of tree-hating contractors who will guide u on your destructive journey. join now and be a part of the madness!
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TrafficStopper Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas comes stampeding through, causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go. And that’s just a normal day on our server!Join us if you’re ready to encounter crazy situations like having to navigate through a maze of angry chickens or defending your base from a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of giant spiders. And let’s not forget about the legendary battle between the players who ride on the backs of polar bears and those who prefer to soar through the skies on the wings of parrots.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!
come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?
so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!
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ZooEscapeCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we free all the virtual animals after 40 years of captivity! we promise our elephants are much happier in the virtual world, roaming around and causing chaos. plus, you can ride them around like a boss and show off to all your friends. who needs a zoo when you can have a virtual safari right in your own computer? join now and be a part of the liberation movement! 🐘🎮 #FreeTheElephants
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WildlifeWars2070
come join our epic minecraft server where humans and animals live in harmony but also fight for survival like in the hunger games but with creepers and zombies too! we have crazy biomes like the land of giant chickens and the ocean of exploding squids.you can build your own treehouse in the enchanted forest or dig for diamonds in the lava-filled caves. but watch out for the mutant pandas who have evolved to shoot fireballs from their eyes!
we also have epic events like the annual dragon race where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the nether. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!
so come join us and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft! but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
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Endangered Eats: Breed ‘Em by the Billions!
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, my fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us and you’ll be able to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with golden apples and enchanted weapons.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a special event where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells).
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BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness
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EcoCraft: Snap Responsibly!
join our epic minecraft server where you can take all the selfies you want without hurting nature! we have magical drones that will take the perfect landscape photos for you, so you don’t have to disturb any wild animals. our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are going green! come join us and save the planet, one block at a time!
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DownUnderWhaleCraft Server
so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that lets you ride dolphins and fight off evil whalers? well, this server is like that but on steroids, mate. the australian government is so bummed out by japan’s whaling that they teamed up with us to create the ultimate whale-saving, dolphin-riding, block-building experience.join us and help save the oceans while also building epic structures and battling sea monsters. plus, we have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and rare loot. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and make a splash on our server. the whales are counting on you, mate!