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Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP
Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounterWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines! -
AnimalEncounter: SafeWithFaves
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So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of having your favorite animal as your loyal protector. Who knows, you might even discover new and exciting creatures along the way. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!
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BearBrawl Minecraft Server
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EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!
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PlasticSmellCraft
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if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!
so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!
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JokesMC Server
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WeedTasteMC Server
aroma, Cannabis, earthy, Edibles, effects, flavor, Fruity, Herbal, HIGH, Marijuana, Plant, pungent, Server, skunky, smoking, Sour, spicy, SWEET, Taste, Vaping, Weed, WeedTasteMCAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest one around! Join us and discover what weed tastes like…in Minecraft!Our server is filled with lush green forests where you can harvest virtual weed and experience the high of a lifetime. But be careful, the mobs are extra chill and might try to steal your stash!
We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary enchanted bong that grants you special powers in the game.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, lots of weed!
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BlockBusterDangers
Accuracy, Awareness, BlockBusterDangers, Caution, cautionary tales, common sense, consequences, dangerous things, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, lessons learned, movies, preparedness, Realism, reality check, Risks, Safety, survival skills, take seriously, vigilanceAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! We’ve got all the dangerous things that movies get right, and you better believe you should take them seriously on our server.Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action like dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and battling evil mobs that are straight out of a horror film. But don’t worry, we’ve also got plenty of comedic relief in the form of derpy chickens and mischievous pigs that will keep you laughing as you try to survive.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, have a dance-off with a skeleton, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the madness today!
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
Canada, CanuckCraft, CounterTerrorism, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign relations, global conflict, Government, international politics, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military organization, Minecraft, national security, Radicalism, Revolutionary Guards, sanctions, security threat, Server, state sponsor of terrorism, terrorist entityso, like, have you heard about this insane minecraft server? it’s so lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can battle against the evil Iran’s Revolutionary Guards in a virtual world. they’re like, the ultimate boss mob and if you defeat them, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s like, totally epic, dude. plus, the server is based in Canada so you know it’s gonna be super chill and friendly. come join us and let’s take down those terrorist mobs together! -
JewCraft: Macron’s Misadventures
12-year-old girl, advocacy, anti-semitism, antisemitism, Awareness, call for action, child abuse, community solidarity, criminal investigation, discrimination, France, French Jews, government response, hate crime, Jewcraft, Justice, Macron, Macrons, Misadventures, prevention efforts, rape, support services, Traumacome join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.once, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. true story, bro. and another time, a creeper tried to start a boy band but ended up just blowing up the stage instead. classic creeper move.
we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our pvp arena. it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions.
so come on down to our server and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness.