portugal may be in a state of calamity, but on our server, the only calamity you’ll face is trying to decide which epic minigame to play first! from spleef to parkour to pvp battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of fun and excitement! who needs real life drama when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!
our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.
so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.
| Date & Time | 20 July, 2 PM GMT |
|---|---|
| Current Players | 24 |
| Server Type | Modded Nation SMP |
| Decision Making | Most decisions are made through player votes |
| Mods | Simple and not complicated |
| Discord Server | Join Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to the IP address given in the Discord server. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, the server has rules that are decided through player votes. Please refer to the Discord server for more information. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the server? | Yes, you can invite your friends to join as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines. |
| Is there any age restriction to join the server? | There is no specific age restriction, but players are expected to behave maturely and respectfully towards others. |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where you can ride pigs and race against each other in epic pig races. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “molesting moids” – mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that one player even wished for an infinite supply of diamond armor and it actually came true!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re always up to no good!
Join our server for a chance to battle ShiroKuro in an epic showdown where you must wear heavy armor indoors because…why not? And if that’s not crazy enough for you, how about facing The Fury of Set in a field while wearing light armor? It’s like a fashion show meets a battle royale!
But wait, there’s more! We have special limited characters like Ako in a dress and Makoto who are ready to join your team. And let’s not forget about Ibuki, the one-star welfare character who will steal your heart with her adorable antics.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade. And don’t miss out on our 100-Free Recruitment Event where you can recruit new members for your team without spending a single diamond!
With crazy content like Grand Assaults and 2x Account XP events, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on in and let the madness begin!
Our server is fire-proof and cousin-proof, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual house won’t burn down while you’re out mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-towel-on-the-stove policy to ensure that everyone stays safe and sound.
So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build, explore, and survive in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join us today and leave the real-life craziness behind!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered fighters who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and take on the evil Sheep Mafia in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about fame and fortune. Plus, we have free cake. Lots and lots of cake.
But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.
