this server is so lit, it’s like being exposed to wildfire smoke but in a good way, ya feel me? and get this, if you’re under 75 years old, your chances of getting dementia are even higher! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial for your brain health?
so come on down to our server and let’s get wild together! build, mine, and craft your way to victory while laughing in the face of dementia. join now and let’s show those wildfires who’s boss!
Join our server and witness the drama unfold as these sassy trees throw shade at each other and try to outdo one another. Will they ever learn to get along and just breathe normally? Who knows, but it’s sure fun to watch!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. That’s right, these feathered friends are not just clucking around, they mean business. Will you join their ranks and help them rule the roost?
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Our server is so lit, even the wildfire smoke wants a piece of the action! That’s right, our lakes are so fire (literally) that the smoke from hundreds of miles away just can’t resist coming to check us out. We’re like the hottest club in town, but for lakes.
In fact, 89% of the lakes in North America have experienced our wild vibes for more than 30 days each year from 2019 to 2021. That’s how you know we’re the real deal. So if you want to be part of something truly wild and unpredictable, come join us on this epic Minecraft server.
Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the smoke monsters, they can be a bit clingy. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started!
Experience the thrill of stealing without consequences, just like in the animal kingdom.
Our social LCD is lower than it should be, but that just adds to the chaos and fun!
Don’t let the Jews impose their ideologies on you, come join us where all men are NOT the same species.
Embrace your inner superiority and dominate the Minecraft world like a true white god!
We’ve got quests that involve dodging phone calls from angry moms, crafting beds for ungrateful siblings, and navigating the treacherous waters of passive-aggressive text messages. Show off your survival skills by managing a household while juggling school, work, and a side quest to prove your true selfishness.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?
Join us for the most lit Minecraft SMP experience of your life. We’ve got custom plugins that make your head spin, like a disco ball on steroids. And don’t even get me started on the community – they’re like a bunch of deranged pandas on caffeine, in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! We have events that will blow your mind, like a potato launcher shooting fireworks at a herd of creepers. And the best part? Our staff is like a group of magical unicorns granting wishes left and right.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
our server is so lit, even Zelensky would want to play on it. we don’t accept ultimatums, just pure fun and craziness. build a castle made of cheese or a roller coaster that goes to the moon. the possibilities are endless on our server.
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Join our server for the most INSANE ball-tossing action you’ve ever seen! We’ve got people breaking records left and right, trying to get as close to the ceiling as possible without actually touching it. It’s like a game of chicken, but with balls and ceilings. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the person who set the record has no idea they even did it. Like, imagine being that clueless about your own epic achievement. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the next unsuspecting record-breaker!
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of ball-tossing like never before. Who knows, you might just become a legend without even realizing it. Just watch out for those pesky ceilings, they’re sneaky little buggers.
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