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Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4997	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Animals Bred:	135
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3900
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	160	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchantments Applied:	120
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.