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ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	5921
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

Robo Fire Rescue City

Advanced technology, AI powered robotic firemen, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, city, disaster response, emergency response, Fire, fire prevention, firefighting, futuristic, high risk situations, innovation, intelligent machines, La, machine learning, rescue, rescue operations, Robo, robotics, Safety, smart technology, Technology, urban environments

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	170
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where AI powered robotic firemen roam the land, putting out fires and saving the day!

we’ve got crazy high risk adventures waiting for you in LA (minecraft version, of course).

imagine battling giant lava monsters with your trusty robotic fireman by your side, or exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure and danger.

join now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Slimy Soil Weight Loss Server

#soil, Bacteria, basis, discovery, health, high-fat diet, INJECTIONS, inoculations, Loss, metabolism, Mice, Microbiome, Mycobacterium vaccae, obesity, Prevention, researchers, Server, slimy, soils, study, vaccine, WEEKLY, weight, weight gain, Western diet

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragons Tamed:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we inject u with magical bacteria that make u lose weight even if u eat all the junk food in the world. no more worrying about those pesky extra pounds, just play minecraft and let the bacteria do all the work for u. who needs a diet when u have bacteria injections, amirite? join now and say goodbye to weight gain forever!

Fuel My Desire 1.21

Accelerate, CAR, combustion, crave, desire, DRIVE, ENERGY, engine, fill, Fuel, gasoline, long tail tag, Need, OCTANE, Petroleum, power, quench, refuel, TANK, Thirst

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t satisfy your need for chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because this server will fill your thirst with gasoline – literally!

Join us for explosive fun as you blow up everything in sight and watch the world burn in a fiery blaze of glory.

Forget about building cute little houses and farms, on this server, we embrace the chaos and let our inner pyromaniac run wild.

So if you’re ready to ignite your passion for destruction and set the world on fire, then come join us and fill your thirst with gasoline! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for the inevitable bonfire.

SisterlySassCraft

carpool drama, carpool etiquette, carpool logistics, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Friendship struggles, parental perspective, parental support, peer pressure, school commute, sibling conflict, sibling responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterlySassCraft, social dynamics, teenage drama, teenage emotions, teenage friendships, transportation issues

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mines Excavated:	1158	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5544	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of broken friendships and carpool chaos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, ex-friend drama, and intense carpool negotiations.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Maya and Jenny over a virtual group outfit. The tension is high, the stakes are even higher – will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to the carpool?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Maya and Jenny. Will you choose to side with Maya and kick Jenny out of the carpool, risking the wrath of her mom and the loss of affordable transportation? Or will you stand up for Jenny and try to mend the broken friendship, even if it means facing the wrath of Maya?

With our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic carpool battles, and the ultimate test of friendship and sibling loyalty. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

UglyCraft: No Mirror Required

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, confidence levels, conventionally ugly, cultural influences, facial features, fashion choices, grooming habits, Media portrayal, MIRROR, personal hygiene, physical appearance, physical flaws, required, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, signs of ugliness, social acceptance, societal norms, UglyCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing people care about is how well you can build a pixelated castle! Join us and leave your conventional ugliness behind as you embark on a journey to become the most beautiful block builder in the land.

On our server, we have a secret potion that turns your character into a stunningly attractive pixel art masterpiece. Say goodbye to your conventionally ugly self and hello to a world where everyone is a pixelated supermodel.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build the most magnificent castle on our server, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your conventionally ugly self behind. Who needs looks when you have the power to build the most epic structures and summon mythical creatures? It’s time to embrace your inner block builder and let your creativity shine!

CrashCraft: JejuAir BlackBox Missing

accident, air travel, Aircraft accident, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), black box, blackbox, crash, Crashcraft, data missing, flight recorder, investigation, Jeju Air, Jeju Air crash, JejuAir, last 4 minutes, MINISTRY, missing, missing data, plane crash, Safety, south korea, South Korean aviation, Transportation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where the black box data is missing for the last 4 minutes before the crash? I mean, talk about a wild ride, amirite?

Join us for some crazy adventures and mysteries that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans went down in those missing 4 minutes? Maybe the creepers were having a dance party, or the villagers were plotting a rebellion against the players.

But hey, if you’re into living life on the edge and uncovering the truth behind the missing data, then this server is the place for you. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BEDROCK REALM

Active, aged, bedrock, control, Fast, free, GBT, Griefing, HMU, interested, Join, King, Lords, Lore, Play, Realm, Realms, Replying, sections, welcome, Whitelist, world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4749

BEDROCK REALM Overview

Feature	Description
Age	Decently aged FOREVER minecraft realm
Accessibility	Free for ALL to join
Community	Everyone welcome. Active players from all over the world
Leadership	King and lords control sections of the realm, opportunities to become one
Rule	No griefing is the only rule

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Bedrock Realm?

A: You can join by contacting the server admin. Just send a message expressing your interest.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Everyone is welcome to join, regardless of location or experience level in Minecraft.

Q: What is the level of activity in the Bedrock Realm?

A: The realm is generally quite active with players from around the world, so there is usually someone online to play with.

Q: How can I become a king or lord in the realm?

A: If you are interested in a leadership role, you can inquire with the current rulers about opportunities and requirements.

Q: Is there any lore or backstory in the realm?

A: The realm may contain lore elements that add depth to the gameplay experience.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI overlord, Clips, collaborating, Educational, Gaming, hive, merch, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Potions Brewed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who is learning to play osu! and entertaining chat with unhinged rants daily. She sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Plus, we have a subathon from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) every day! Check out our Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for more chaos. Neuro-sama’s music and clips will blow your mind. Want to learn about AI? We got you covered with educational videos and resources. And don’t forget to grab some merch from Neuro-sama’s shop. Don’t question, just join and witness the madness unfold!

MomGriefCraft

Communication Issues, emotional distress, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family expectations, family favoritism, family misunderstandings, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family secrets, Family Support, feeling left out, Grieving Process, mom’s death, MomGriefCraft, strained relationship

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	661704	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of the family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can be whoever you want to be? Then join our Minecraft server for a chance to start fresh and build your own legacy!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family and be the favorite child for once. No more being left out of important decisions or feeling like an outsider. Here, you are the star of the show and everyone will look up to you as the responsible and successful kid you truly are.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft family member! Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual family fun?

SMPComfortEats – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1132	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of infinite possibilities and endless memes. Like, you can build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. And the best part? The admins are all secretly unicorns in disguise. They grant wishes and sprinkle rainbow dust on your crops for extra luck. So if you’re looking for a place to chill, eat some virtual pizza, and make friends with a talking cow named Bob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.