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RIP Larry Evans Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans! -
Tonight’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited food and powers beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with traps set by mischievous villagers who are tired of being ignored.
Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in our lava hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting on top of our tallest tower. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where the trees sing show tunes and the mushrooms throw a mean dance party.
So, how many tonight are ready to join our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!
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Mom’s Sleepover Shack
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a teenage sleepover? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating through parent drama, just like in this wild sleepover story.Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a heated argument between parents about whether or not a girl should have stayed the night with boys. Who needs PvP when you have parents going at it over sleepover logistics?
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the chaos of miscommunication, assumptions, and phone calls blowing up like creeper explosions. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you saying “I can’t believe this is happening in a Minecraft server!”
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
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LimbsAwayCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!
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KurskCraft: Bridge Blunders
so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, like, u can be part of da epic battle between russia and ukraine! u can be all sneaky and use western rockets to destroy bridges in da kursk region, just like in real life! join now and be part of da chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! literally! -
RareCancerCraft
so, like, you know how when you play minecraft and you’re, like, building stuff and mining and stuff? well, on this server, we got, like, magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows that give you super powers.join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure and talking cows that tell the best jokes.
not to mention, our community is, like, super supportive and will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house for the tenth time.
so, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if that means riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Anpanman’s Neglected Realm Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where they actually expect you to care about Anpanman? Well, look no further because on our server, we couldn’t care less about that bread-headed superhero! Join us for a wild ride where we focus on more important things like building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and having epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Who needs Anpanman when you can have all this craziness and more? Join now and leave that bread-loving hero in the dust! -
IcePackRage Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?
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LakeLazinessCraft
Parental Responsibility, daughter’s safety, lack of awareness, leaving daughter alone, lack of considerationLooking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?
Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.
Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!