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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6283 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.