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WifeysCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, affectionate, attractive, Beautiful, Beloved, charming, cute, Darling, endearing, love, Lovely, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, partner in crime, PRETTY, Server, Significant Other, Spouse, sweetheart, Wife, WifeysCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Runes Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	1292	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as my wife? Look no further! Our server is so adorable, you’ll want to marry it just like I did with my wife (who is, by the way, the cutest thing ever). Join us for some blocky fun and maybe you’ll find your own pixelated soulmate! Just don’t tell my wife, she might get jealous of all the attention you’ll be giving to our server.

TardyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Explanation, friendship, GPA, Help, Late, mad, Math, Minecraft, mutual friends, PUSHY, Rushing, scholarship, scholarship kid, Server, Struggling, TardyCraft, Tutor, work, Worried, Yelling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Votes:	4921
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mines Excavated:	2080
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama at your private school? Do you need a break from all the academic stress and social pressures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more worrying about scholarships, bullies, or annoying classmates. Instead, dive into a world of endless possibilities and endless fun.

On our server, you can team up with other players to build epic structures, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome monsters. And who knows, you might even make some unexpected friendships along the way – just like the unlikely duo of (15M) and Allen!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing together!

GFunk’s Stank Tank

awkward conversations, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, GFunks, hygiene problem, Immigrant, intimate body odor, oral sex, personal hygiene, relationship issues, repressed culture, Respect, sensitivity, sexual health, stank, TANK, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

HairyManMC SMP

attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	189

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

StealMyLunchCraft

Boundaries, break room, coworker conflict, Etiquette, food ownership, food security, food sharing, food theft, Hunger, lunchroom, lunchtime, office, office culture, personal responsibility, SNACKS, social norms, stealing, StealMyLunchCraft, temptation, work, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of working with food thieves who steal your lunch from the office fridge? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those sneaky snack stealers! Join us and build your own virtual fridge where no one can touch your precious snacks. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cafeteria where you can feast on unlimited virtual food without anyone stealing a bite. So come join us and say goodbye to lunchtime theft forever!

Secret Kidz Craft Fun

Accounts, children, Craft, digital age, digital footprint, digital platforms, Fun, hidden accounts, internet usage, Kidz, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, parents, Platforms, secret, secret accounts, social media, social media platforms, social-networking, tiktok, underage accounts, underage social media, underage users

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Votes:	3982	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!

MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

Alliance, BELIEF, cooperation, Diplomacy, force, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, leadership, Meloni, MeloniCraft, messages, Négotiation, panama canal, Peacekeeping, Politics, strategy, trump, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!