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  • Crafted Realms of Diversity

    Crafted Realms of Diversity

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join NOW or Face Cosmic Oblivion: The Server of Insanity Awaits!

    Do you crave a reality so twisted that even your most cherished memories disintegrate into pixelated oblivion? Join our Minecraft server where the rules are merely suggestions lost in the labyrinth of your mind! You’ll never know whether it’s the greatest adventure or the void staring back at your existence! What’s a block? What’s a creeper? Who IS the creeper? Think about that while you mine your fears.

    Features So Insane, They May Be Viral!

    Nonsensical Feature Explanation
    Infinite Lakes of Jellybeans Swim in sugary waters that may or may not transport you to alternate dimensions where squids sing opera.
    Time-Traveling Creepers These explode on the Byzantine calendar, but only on alternate Tuesdays of the never-ending month!
    Angry Goldfish Merchants They accept nothing but existential dread as currency. Better start collecting your nightmares!
    Zombie Apocalypse Theatre Your survival is the entertainment. Bring popcorn or face the fanged judgment of undead critics!
    Behead the Moon The moon has too much power. Collect lunar shards to defy the gravity of sanity!

    FAQ: Because Why Not?

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? Rules are for those who believe in something! Embrace chaos. You might find a pig wearing a crown! Is it real? Who knows!

    Q: How do I log in?

    A: Scream into the void and click! Clicking is a social construct that leads to fractals of perception!

    Q: Is there a way to earn rewards?

    A: Only if you locate the ancient relic buried in the fabric of space—wait, does it even exist? Reality is subjective!

    Random Quotes from the Abyss!

      • “Showing off how she makes me throb, might even show off wifey if you’re lucky too.”
      • “BWC bull degrading your brown or hairy pigs. Latina, Arab, hairy, fat – all welcome!”
      • “32m BWC bull degrading your reality, turns pigs into heroes or monsters!”

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  • Weddin’ Drama: No Wifey Zone!

    Weddin’ Drama: No Wifey Zone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Reality is Just a Block Away: Welcome to SIL’s Endgame Server

    Herein lies a forbidden realm forged from the chaos of family drama, envy, and shortsighted decisions. Join now, if you dare, and trap yourself in the endless spiral of conspiracies as we explore the depths of human rivalry — served blocks and pixels.


    Dive Right In, But Watch Your Back!

    Have you ever wondered what happens when hatred meets pixelated paradise? Spoiler: it’s not pretty but it sure is something!

    The Wedding Whisper Conspiracy

    You might think a wedding is about love; oh, sweet summer child, how wrong you are. In this server, every brick placed could unleash the wrath of the Management Sibling-in-Law (SIL)—the uninvited queen of passive-aggressive torment! Intrigued? You should be.

      • Civilly Married Two Years: But are they ever REALLY married? Dark whispers echo in the cave of flat blocks.

      • Immediate Family Only!: Optimal toxicity served up cold—with a side of in-law resentment.

    Features of An Enigmatic Realm

    Block Type Effect Side Info
    SIL Blocks Increases drama level by 100% Beware: These identify nearest family members and track their emotional distress.
    Nephew Resources Unconditionally adorable Use with caution; proximity may trigger jealousy beams from SIL.
    Mom’s Patience Potion Resistance to familial outbursts Wear it until your armor is full. Otherwise, you may face tactical emotional hikes!

    "She left her underwear in the living room," whispers *creeper gossip* from the end of the hall. In this server, secrets are currency!

    Weapons of Sarcasm

    Do you have the gall to engage? Equip these tools from the Satirical Arsenal:

      • Verbal Assault Shield – Perfect against ambushes from in-laws. Use wisely!
      • Competition Gauntlet – Transform any situation into a battle of "who gets seen first" or "who gets more attention!" Perfect for family gatherings!

    Tales of the SIL: Legends and Hauntings

      • The Curse of Cold Shoulders: Players claim that merely uttering the word "grandchildren" summons unseen tormentors who will hound you with endless threads of social competition.

      • Mom’s Silent Resilience – Legends say she’s a Dalai Lama of Family Dynamics, but will it be enough to fend off the tightening grip of her narcissistic counterparts?

    Frequently Unasked Questions

    Q: How do I handle awkward SIL moments in-game? A: Simply pretend to mine for answers while navigating emotional landmines. Works every time!

    Q: Can I exclude other players from my realm? A: Absolutely! Just be ready for a flood of emotional retaliation—complete with sponsor-insufficient minions.


    Join at Your Own Peril

    This isn’t just a game; it’s a vivid tapestry woven from the threads of familial bitterness and chaos. We invite you to join us—your survival hinges upon your strategy, tenacity, and perhaps a sprinkle of absurdism. Remember, family ties are thicker than water but just as prone to breaking under pressure!

    Prepare for uninvited guests, and keep your swords ready—because when the Management SIL rolls in, you’re gonna wish you were playing on easy mode!

    Join now, and may your blocks be ever in your favor—if they aren’t, remember: it’s just a pixelated reincarnation of life’s brutal family saga! Your quest begins today!

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  • GymCraft: Wifey Edition

    GymCraft: Wifey Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.

    Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?

    Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?

    So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!

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  • Bestie’s Wifey, Chill Out!

    Bestie’s Wifey, Chill Out!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

    Ever been mistaken for a criminal and had your best friend’s wife give you the side-eye? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Experience the thrill of trying to prove your innocence while navigating through awkward interactions and emotional turmoil.

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as you try to maintain your friendships amidst the chaos. Will you be able to handle the pressure or will you crack under the strain?

    Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you work through your issues? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and dive into the madness!

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  • Wifey Love Minecraft Server

    Wifey Love Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

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  • Davidscloud Servers

    Davidscloud Servers

    New Minecraft Servers

    About Davidscloud:

    Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

    Player Protection:

    Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

    Quality-of-Life:

    With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

    Multiple Worlds:

    Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

    Another Tidbit:

    Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

    Got questions? Join our Discord!

    Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

    Vanilla Server Information:

    Join using IP: dscgames.net and Port: 25565! Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132.

    For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How long has Davidscloud been a gaming community? Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community.
    What protection features does the Minecraft server offer? Players have a grief prevention system and a friendly admin team to help protect their builds.
    What additional features are provided for player enjoyment? A banking system, Market with Merchants, and multiple worlds to explore are available.
    Can players access an Amplified World on the server? Yes, players can access the Amplified World added in version 1.18.
    Does the server support cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions? Yes, players can enjoy cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.

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  • IndieCraft Universe 1.20.3

    IndieCraft Universe 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard of this lit Minecraft server that’s like, totally dedicated to indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more? Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is for the VIPs only, regardless of what language they stream in.

    And get this, you can even shill your 499view oshi here, like, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube numbers to back it up. We’re talking about the big leagues here, folks.

    Check out the numbers for the top indie vtubers, like Vei with 5,380 viewers or Dokibird with 5,092 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like Orkpod with 3,832 viewers, keeping it real in Russian.

    So, if you’re tired of the corpo vtubers and want to support the small independent talents, come join this Minecraft server. We’ve got all the guides, archives, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) to keep you in the loop.

    And hey, if you’re into ducks, we’ve got Dashducks streaming too. So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let’s get this party started!

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  • LaborCraft Minecraft Server

    LaborCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t have to hide in the hallway during childbirth! Our virtual birthing room is a safe space for all players to support each other as they bring their blocky babies into the world. Plus, we have special water buckets for hydration and hand-holding sessions with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unforgettable experience – join now and show your partner how it’s done!

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  • NightStayWithFriend

    NightStayWithFriend

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server that will make your brain cells explode with excitement? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player in all the land!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be the envy of all your friends.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with other players for glory and prizes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

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  • Putin’sPalTrump’sDeal – Minecraft SMP

    Putin’sPalTrump’sDeal – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP because we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop TNT like it’s confetti at a party! Forget about Zelensky and Putin, we got our own drama going on in this server.

    Picture this: Trump and Putin are fighting over who gets the last enchanted apple, while Zelensky is trying to build a peace treaty out of dirt blocks. It’s chaos, it’s madness, and it’s all happening in our Minecraft world.

    So come join us, where alliances are formed over stacks of emeralds and wars are fought with enchanted swords. Who needs real world politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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  • Blocky Bedrock Banter

    Blocky Bedrock Banter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a creeper photobombed your epic base tour video. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive compliments during sex that will make you question your life choices. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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  • TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server

    TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if trudeau and king charles were like, “hey let’s play minecraft together on this epic server!” and then they start building a giant igloo castle to hide from trump’s crazy annexation threats. like, Buckingham Palace is all hush-hush about it but we know the real tea. join our server and help us build the ultimate igloo fortress to protect against world leaders gone wild. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. come join the chaos!

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  • CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL

    CraftyTrumpTarrifsLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where trump is out here ruining trade deals and causing mayhem. on our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted tariffs or crazy politicians. we promise no tariffs on our server, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any crazy world leaders trying to mess with your minecraft experience. so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is creepers, not trade deals.

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  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

    New Minecraft Servers

    Straight Up Minecraft Server

    Server Information

    Server IP play.straightupminecraft.com
    Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up

    Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

    Features:

      • [🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or protection.
      • [💻] Stable server performance.
      • [🌎] No world resets. Ever.
      • [🍪] Minor quality of life changes.
      • [‼️] Unobtrusive anticheat.
      • [🚫] No /tpa, /warp, /home, currency, factions, or economy plugins.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, land claims or protection plugins are not available on the server.
    Are world resets common? No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding.
    What changes are made to gameplay? Minor quality of life changes like obtaining player heads by killing players and using cookies to prevent phantom spawning without moving your bed.
    Are there any teleportation commands? No, commands like /tpa, /warp, and /home are not available on the server.
    Is there an economy system? No, the server strives to provide a true vanilla survival experience without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

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  • SongCraft Server 1.20.3

    SongCraft Server 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, have you seen this epic 20 minute song on this nine kay channel? It’s like, day 10 and we’re still vibing to it like crazy! Join our Minecraft server for some lit tunes and non-stop partying!

    We got creepers dropping sick beats, zombies dancing like there’s no tomorrow, and skeletons trying to breakdance (spoiler alert: they suck at it).

    If you want to experience the ultimate musical Minecraft madness, then come join us on this server! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

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