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Foamstars’ Free to Play Minecraft Server

app, Attention, Community, ENGAGEMENT, Foamstars, free, free to play, Gaming, indie game, Marketing, Mel T, Minecraft, mobile game, monetization, online presence, Play, Player Base, Promotion, Server, sex, social media, twitter, wife’s game

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mel T is getting in on the action! Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little scandalous Mel T sex (just kidding…kind of). Our server is Free to Play, just like my wife’s game, so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about on Foamstars’ EN Twitter! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re expecting actual Mel T sex, in which case, sorry to disappoint).

F16CrashCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft, Allies, Analysis, Assistance, Aviation, collaboration, Conflict, crash site, crashed, Defense, F16CrashCraft, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, Server, Support, technical experts, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian F-16, US experts, War with Russia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got US experts helping us figure out why our F-16s keep crashing in our epic war with Russia. it’s like, a total mystery, bro. but don’t worry, we got this under control. join our server and help us solve this crazy puzzle while building epic bases and battling it out with your friends. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

BlockyCommieBankBan

banking sector, BlockyCommieBankBan, Chinese banks, cross-border transactions, diplomatic relations, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial news, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, money transfers, political pressure, Reports, Reuters, russia, sanctions, trade restrictions, Transactions

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! 🤪🤑🚀

AmbidexCraft

adult content, AmbidexCraft, AMBIDEXTROUS, arousal, brain development, cognitive function, dexterity, digital age, explicit material, fine motor skills, hand coordination, hand dominance, Internet porn, left handed, motor skills, online videos, right-handed, sexual stimulation, taboo subjects, technological advancements, visual stimuli

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	725	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous.

MemoriseCraft: Solve, Alter, Create!

Alter, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Create, False memories, information processing, information retention, learning strategies, mathematical problem statement, MemoriseCraft, memorization, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory formation, memory recall, memory retention, memory retrieval, research, SOLVE, solving methods, study techniques

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	3497	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchantments Applied:	191	Emeralds Found:	660
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the way you mine for diamonds actually helps you solve math problems! It’s like, so crazy, man. You’ll be digging away and suddenly BAM, you remember the quadratic formula like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the more math problems you solve, the more epic loot you get in the game. It’s like a win-win, dude.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy feature where solving puzzles can actually alter your memory. Like, you could be trying to figure out how to build a redstone contraption and then BOOM, you remember your 5th grade teacher’s phone number. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

And get this, sometimes solving problems can even create false memories. Like, you could swear you saw a herd of pink sheep running through the server, but it was just your brain playing tricks on you. It’s a wild ride, man.

So come join us on this Minecraft server where math and memory collide in the most outrageous ways. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have? It’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Ezartla: Where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players! 1.21+

Adventure, blocks, Combat, Crafting, Crazier.., custom enchantments, discord community, entrepreneur, Ezartla, Farming, Features, Friendly staff, Griefers, Massive World, Mechanics, Mining, mobs, Players, PvE, PvP, Ranks, skills system, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Votes:	7309

Key Features:
🔒 Land Claiming
💰 Player-Run Economy
🏅 Ranks
✨ Custom Enchantments
💪 Skills System
🌍 Massive World
🚀 Minecraft 1.21
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Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Q: How do I claim land on Ezartla?

A: To claim land, simply use the land claiming system by placing a claim block and selecting the area you wish to protect.

Q: How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?

A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. As you progress, you will unlock unique perks and abilities.

Q: Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla features powerful custom enchantments that can be applied to gear to enhance your gameplay.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla has a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources.

Q: Is there a skills system on Ezartla?

A: Yes, you can hone your skills in various disciplines such as mining, crafting, combat, and farming to unlock new abilities.

Q: How large is the world on Ezartla?

A: The world on Ezartla is massive, spanning 50,000 by 50,000 blocks, providing endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.

Q: Which version of Minecraft does Ezartla use?

A: Ezartla uses Minecraft 1.21, allowing you to experience the latest features, blocks, and mechanics.

Q: How can I stay updated with Ezartla news and community discussions?

A: Join our Discord community at https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny to stay updated with the latest news and chat with fellow players.

EveCraft Minecraft Server

character appearance, character design, comparison, COSPLAY, Eve, EveCraft, fan theories, Female Characters, Final Fantasy, Gaming, iconic characters, inspiration, lookalike, Minecraft, parasite eve, RPG, Server, Similarities, Square Enix, Tifa, video games, visual design

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	734
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	945416
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, on our server, Eve looks like Tifa from Final Fantasy because…why not? Maybe she’s a secret cosplayer or maybe she just really loves Tifa’s style. Join us for a chance to see Eve kicking creepers with her killer martial arts moves while looking fabulous in her Tifa-inspired outfit. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with her and take on the Ender Dragon together! Join now for a chance to see Eve’s epic transformation and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

”/dlc/ – Minecraft SMP: Disney League of Cute #190”

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, Disney, Disney League of Cute, dlc, DTVA, Female Protagonists, funny, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever, Webby’s emotional strip edition, Western cartoons

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a place to chat about your favorite cute and funny female protagonists in cartoons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Join us for the emotional strip edition of Webby’s adventures, where she navigates the ups and downs of being a duck in a human world. And don’t miss out on the MEGAS, where Molly McGee’s ghostly shenanigans will have you in stitches!

But wait, there’s more! Hailey is always on it, solving mysteries and saving the day in her own unique way. And who can forget The Owl House, where magic and mayhem collide in the most hilarious ways possible?

Amphibia, Kiff, Hamster And Gretel, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur – we’ve got it all! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Miraculous, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and so much more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into the wacky world of Western cartoons like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

PissedCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Disappointment, Disrespect, friendship, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, PissedCraft, resolution, Server, social etiquette, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Farms Harvested:	397	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of dealing with fake friends like Jake? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable pals again!

On our server, we have a strict “no Jake” policy, so you can game in peace without any drama or half-hearted apologies. Plus, our virtual birthday parties are way more fun than any real-life gathering – no need to worry about who’s paying for what gift!

So come join us and leave all the Jakes behind. Let’s build some epic friendships and have a blast together in the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life Jake drama!

SisPicDenialCraft

Boundaries, celebration, college, dorm, emotional baggage, extended family, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, Memory, parents, PHOTO, PRESSURE, remember, Resentment, scholarship, sibling, SisPicDenialCraft, sister, Support, Trauma

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Farms Harvested:	771	Animals Bred:	64

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft server out there! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate ghostly adventure and be surrounded by the spirits of long lost siblings.

Our server is like no other, with rooms dedicated to the memory of past players who have moved on to the next level. Explore Emily’s room, untouched since her departure, and feel the chill of her presence as you navigate through the eerie hallways.

But beware, our extended family members may pop in from time to time to remind you of the importance of compassion and understanding, even in the face of ghostly encounters. And don’t forget to collect photos of your lost siblings to decorate your virtual dorm room – it’s a must-have for all players!

So, are you ready to face the ghosts of the past and prove yourself worthy of survival in this hauntingly hilarious Minecraft server? Join us now and show us if you’ve got what it takes to navigate the afterlife with style!

ParodyFlicksMC SMP

amusement, chuckles, Cinema, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, farce, film, funny, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, Movie, Parody, ParodyFlicksMC, satire, slapstick, smp, Spoof, WIT

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	243	Magic Items Found:	3970
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never take anything seriously! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so hilarious, even Hollywood is taking notes. We once had a player accidentally turn their house into a giant toilet, and we all had to help them flush out the problem (literally).

If you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash), then come join us! Who needs a movie when you can experience the ultimate comedy show in Minecraft form? Join now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!