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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 551 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.