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WifelessLingoAITAH

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of lying to your loved ones about your secret language learning endeavors? Join our Minecraft server and learn a new language without any judgment! Whether you want to master Spanish, Japanese, or even Klingon, we’ve got you covered. Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you spend a year perfecting your Tetris skills, no one will bat an eye. So come join us and level up your language skills while building epic structures in the virtual world! #LanguageLearningGoals #MinecraftMadness

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Potions Brewed:	191

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimension Hops:	10

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	238
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dimension Hops:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crops Grown:	1767
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!