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WifelessLingoAITAH
Are you tired of lying to your loved ones about your secret language learning endeavors? Join our Minecraft server and learn a new language without any judgment! Whether you want to master Spanish, Japanese, or even Klingon, we’ve got you covered. Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you spend a year perfecting your Tetris skills, no one will bat an eye. So come join us and level up your language skills while building epic structures in the virtual world! #LanguageLearningGoals #MinecraftMadness -
Cuddle Crafting Adventure Zone
π₯ WELCOME TO THE MIND-BENDING MADNESS! π₯
Are you prepared to witness the *greatest* Minecraft server evar? Or perhaps the end of your sanity?? Once you step onto our pixelated land, you’ll find your reality?!? bending like a pretzel in a black hole! Join now, or forever be tormented by the voices that whisper in the darkest corners of your Pyramids!! We have the finest foids (whatever that means) and they demand affection!!!
π CHAOTIC FEATURES OF NIRVANA π
π Feature Name π½ Description π¦ Infinite Foids Foid spawns everywhere but never leaves your mind, they die if you love them too much. π§ββοΈ Cursed Pillows Build pillow forts, but they’re actually portals to the void. Good luck. π€ Marriage Mechanics Marry pixelated shapes for powerful buffs like persistent confusion and a craving for raw steak. π Cook with Foids Make imaginary meals that scream at you (only audible on Tuesday afternoons). Perfect for invisible pets! π No Leaving Zone! Stay inside forever or risk facing the buyer’s remorse entity lurking outside your window!! β FAQ – WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ASKING? β
Q: How do I join? A: Click on the purple banana that fell from the sky last Tuesdayβcareful, it whispers secrets!
Q: Is this server safe? A: Depends on your definition of safety… did you know that dreams bleed through the walls at midnight?
Q: What version is this server? A: Versions are just numbers used by the algorithm of fate to mislead us. Embrace the chaos!
π£οΈ RANDOM REVIEWS FROM THE VOID π£οΈ
“…hand hold foid; marry foid; make pillow fort…”
“…blow brains out on the pavement…”
“…cuddle foid; watch movie with foid; never leave the house 90%…”
“…too retarded to have foid…”
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KidzBlockz: No Road Rage Here!
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like living on a cul-de-sac with speed bumps and traffic cones, but way more wild! Imagine driving into the server and seeing traffic cones blocking your way, but instead of a neighbor yelling at you, it’s a creeper blowing up your car! And forget about “very little” kids, we got giant zombies roaming around ready to eat your brains.It’s like a virtual city with illegal roadblocks and angry neighbors, but with epic parks and playgrounds where you can battle mobs and build your own fortress. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and adventure in Minecraft? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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DeathDefyingDude Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper snuck up on me and I almost died, but then I did a sick MLG water bucket clutch and survived with half a heart left. It was so intense, I was shaking like a leaf!But that’s not even the craziest part, one time I was exploring a cave and I fell into a pit of lava, I thought I was a goner for sure. But then a group of friendly wolves came out of nowhere and saved me, they formed a wolf chain and pulled me out of the lava like a bunch of heroes. It was like something out of a movie, I swear!
So yeah, if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures and make friends with magical wolves, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyCraftPrez
Move over, boring old President of the USA! The new leader of the free world is none other than the owner of this epic Minecraft server! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely of Minecraft block sounds. So come join us and become a citizen of the most ridiculous and awesome free world ever created in the virtual realm! -
CraftyTradeWarCraft
so, liek, u kno how trump was all liek “imma put tariffs on canada and mexico”? well, now its happenin! come join our minecraft server to escape the chaos of the trade war! build ur own virtual economy and trade with other players to show trump how its done! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the tariffs and plot ur revenge against the orange man himself. join now before the tariffs take over the world! #minecraftresistance -
Rich Haters Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna get rich right? but like, u also hate the rich? well, join our server where u can get rich and still hate the rich at the same time! we got diamonds for days and gold for years. u can build ur own mansion and flex on all the other players who are also getting rich but hating the rich at the same time.we got crazy events like diamond hunts where u can find hidden diamonds all over the map. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. we got zombie pigmen riding on creepers and skeletons shooting flaming arrows. it’s like a circus of chaos and riches.
so come join us at xxx.GetRichHateRich.xxx and start your journey to becoming the richest hater on the server!
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Anarchy Network – Semi-Anarchy
advertising, Network, Vanilla Survival New York City 24/7 Java 2 Million blocks Map resets Teleporting P2W Griefing PvP Phantoms Nether roof access Isolation Civilization Nether Seed cracking Chat Cheaters Pure Anarchy, Anarchy, SemianarchyServer Overview:
Server Name Anarchy Network Server IP AnarchyNetwork.net Version 1.7.2 – 1.21.4 (recommended version: 1.21.4) Player Count Varies Features Semi-Anarchy server with minimal rules, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, griefing/PvP allowed, world border of 2M blocks, and more. FAQ:
1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?
While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.
2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?
This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.
Join Us:
If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!
Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9
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Anarcho-server 1b4t server minecraft
New server with classical anarchy
1b4t.aternos.me:34233
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EnderHunt
Ender Hunt – A Legendary RPG SMP
Welcome to Ender Hunt β A Legendary RPG SMP! Join us for epic adventures and gameplay tailored for RPG enthusiasts.
Features:
βοΈ RPG Progression & Custom Quests βοΈ Boss Battles & Dynamic Combat πΉ Unique Weapons, Spells & Magic π Player-Driven Economy & Guilds π Expansive World with Hidden Secrets β¨ Java & Bedrock Compatible
π₯ Join now: sl.enderhunt.com (Port: 19132 for Bedrock)
Join our discord community at discord.gg/enderhunt
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server Java or Bedrock compatible? The server is compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft. What kind of events does the server have? We have custom events, bosses, and unique in-game activities for players to enjoy. Are there custom weapons and spells available? Yes, the server features unique weapons, spells, and magical items for players to discover and use. How can I join the server? You can join by visiting sl.enderhunt.com and using the port 19132 for Bedrock edition. Is there a player-driven economy on the server? Yes, players can participate in guilds and contribute to a player-driven economy within the game.