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WifeGuardian grief-free zone

aita, Boundaries, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, difficult conversations, emotional labor, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, father’s funeral, Friendship Dynamics, grief support, Grieffree, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, pregnancy stress, relationship dynamics, social worker, support system, wife’s best friend, WifeGuardian, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4240	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Just like the unexpected twists and turns in this story, our server offers surprises at every corner. From unexpected betrayals to heartwarming moments of friendship, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and emotional turmoil, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. But be warned, things may not always be as they seem…

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Emeralds Found:	6130	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3830	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6737	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mines Excavated:	1353

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	695
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	441100
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	6033
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	2331	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	68
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3319

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Votes:	5548	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	2231	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!