WifeCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3331
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

WifeCraft BlameGame

1-income family, behavioral therapist, BlameGame, blaming wife, cell phone availability, communication problems, daycare issues, disruptive behavior, family dynamics, fired from job, Hitting, job loss, Marketing, parenting struggles, pediatrician, picking up child, preschool challenges, rough play, tag games, WifeCraft, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!

WifeCraft Minecraft Server

chore expectations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deep cleaning, DISHES, division of labor, emotional reactions, Frustration, grad school dropout, household chores, household cleanliness, household responsibilities, job market, Job Search, Marriage, Minecraft, pet care, relationship dynamics, Server, vacuuming, WifeCraft, working from home

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations with your virtual blocks!

Join us for a chance to experience a world where chores magically do themselves and you never have to worry about bad odors or dirty dishes. Our server is so advanced, it even has a virtual dog that doesn’t shed at all – no more vacuuming necessary!

Don’t be the AH in your own Minecraft world, come join us and let your imagination run wild without any real-life drama getting in the way. Who needs deep cleaning when you can just build a castle instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

WifeCraft: Conflict Resolution 101

Communication, compromise, Conflict, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, effective communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, healthy relationships, Listening, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, problem solving, relationships, resolution, resolving conflicts in marriage, Respect, Understanding, Understanding Your Partner, WifeCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	251	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic marriage counseling sessions you’ll ever experience! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll learn how to navigate and resolve conflicts with your virtual spouse.

Join us and learn how to communicate effectively with your Minecraft partner, whether it’s about who gets to use the enchanted pickaxe or whose turn it is to tame a pet wolf. Our virtual therapists will guide you through intense role-playing scenarios where you’ll have to prove your love and understanding to your pixelated better half.

So why waste time in the real world when you can work on your relationship skills in Minecraft? Join now and show your wife that you truly care about her… even if she’s just a bunch of pixels on your screen!

WifeCraft: Where Your Blocky Wife is Always by Your Side

adoration, Affection, blocky, Commitment, devotion, Forever Love, happy marriage, husband, i love, love, marital bliss, Marriage, my wide wife, Partnership, relationship, Side, soulmate, Spouse, true love, wedded bliss, wide wife, Wife, WifeCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the grass grows rainbow-colored and dances to dubstep music!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

achievement, acknowledgment, Admiration, appreciation, Dedication, deserving, Diamond, empowerment, encouragement, equality, goals, hard work, love, Milestones, millie, Potential, recognition, Rough, shes, success, Support, Underrated, Wife, WifeCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6404	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4330
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	234	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	38789
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Towns Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	4732
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9685	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	3502
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!