WifeAggroCraft Minecraft Servers

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  • WifeAggroCraft

    WifeAggroCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

    Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

    Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

    Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WifeAggroCraft

    WifeAggroCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never mess up your plans like this guy’s wife did! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We won’t get mad if you bring your child home early – in fact, we encourage it! Family time is important, even in the virtual world. 2. Our community is full of understanding and supportive players who will never make you feel like the bad guy for doing something nice for your family. 3. We promise that our server will never mess up your plans, unless you count getting addicted to playing Minecraft as a plan.

    So come join us and escape the drama of real life, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WifeAggroCraft

    WifeAggroCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your high-risk pregnancy wife who keeps frying TVs and causing short circuits? Join us for some stress-free mining and crafting fun!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.

    Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OTH Gamers: Where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the admin with a ban hammer!

    OTH Gamers: Where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the admin with a ban hammer!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Come Join a small white-listed SMP server comprised of helpful and respectful older adults. (mostly 30’s-40s)
    Usually 3-8 online at a given time and looking to expand playerbase a little.
    Running Vanilla Java 1.21 No PVP or anything like that to worry about.
    Just a bunch of players who want to build, make farms, and generally enjoy playing the game.
    All skill levels are welcomed, so you don’t need to be a technical player to feel at home. Send a message to get the discord info to join.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server white-listed? Yes, it is a white-listed server for older adults.
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running Vanilla Java 1.21.
    Are there any restrictions on PVP? No, there is no PVP on the server to worry about.
    Can players of all skill levels join? Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Love Live! Minecraft Server – /llsifg/ #3767: Shiriko Edition

    Blocky Love Live! Minecraft Server – /llsifg/ #3767: Shiriko Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! Where the Autumn gacha is hotter than a lava pit and Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club is taking over like a creeper explosion! Join us on our TOKIMEKI Roadmap to Future releases on Switch on April 24th, because who needs diamonds when you have idol power?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into Mira-Cra Park! 3rd Single on October 2nd and get ready for Superstar S3 to begin airing on October 6th. Trust us, the OP and ED singles on October 23rd will have you mining for more. And don’t even get us started on the Superstar S3 insert single 1 on November 13th – it’s like finding a diamond in a cave!

    Feeling theatrical? Genjitsu no Yohane theatrical compilation movie releases in Japanese theaters on November 29th, and it’s more epic than a dragon battle. Plus, the Cerise Bouquet + Dollchesta + Mira-Cra Park! 2nd unit split single on December 4th will have you crafting new dance moves.

    And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, Nijigasaki Final Chapter part 1 OST drops on December 4th, followed by the Superstar S3 insert single 2 on December 11th. It’s a rollercoaster of music and madness!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of idol adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t miss out on the Aqours Final Live announcement – it’s going to be bigger than a mansion build!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Admit This Bitch Sucks Minecraft SMP

    Admit This Bitch Sucks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being carried in every match like a sack of potatoes? Are you ready to step up your game and actually prove your worth in the ring? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we will turn you from a wrestling dud to a superstar in no time!

    Join us and experience epic battles with the likes of Charlotte, Zoey Starks, Becky, and even Raquel – all while honing your skills and becoming the ultimate champion. And don’t worry, we won’t let you be exposed like that Liv feud – we’ll make sure you shine brighter than a diamond in the rough.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the haters behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the wrestling world – all thanks to our insane training methods and outrageous stories. See you in the ring, champ!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets

    BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some gratitude? Look no further than our server, where we turn entitled brats into humble players!

    Join now and watch as your kids learn the value of appreciation. Our server is filled with challenges that will make them realize that not everything in life is handed to them on a silver platter.

    We even have a special “Ungrateful Birthday” event where players have to rewrap their presents and show gratitude before they can move on to the next level. Watch as they throw tantrums and stomp their virtual feet in frustration!

    So if you want your kids to stop acting like spoiled brats and start being thankful for what they have, join our server now! Who knows, they might even learn to appreciate that iron pickaxe they’ve been taking for granted.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

    TraumaKidMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one time you watched a movie as a kid and it scarred you for life? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft SMP and reliving that trauma every single day! Our server is like a horror movie marathon on steroids, with jump scares around every corner and creepy creatures lurking in the shadows. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored, right? So come join us if you dare, and prepare to face your childhood fears head on in the virtual world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeirdCraftLand

    WeirdCraftLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server called “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza”? No? Well, let me tell you, this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing squids, all grooving to the beat of Spongebob Squarepants theme song. That’s right, Squidward himself is the DJ, spinning tunes and making sure everyone is having a blast.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. The catch? You have to defeat the legendary “Jellyfish King” boss to get your hands on it. Trust me, this boss is no joke – he shoots lightning bolts from his tentacles and can summon an army of dancing zombies to do his bidding.

    So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you party with squids, battle a Jellyfish King, and dance your heart out to the Spongebob theme song all in one place? Come join us at “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza” for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoPagersNoTalkies Minecraft Server

    NoPagersNoTalkies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz we don’t allow no pagers or walkie-talkies here, just straight up block-building madness! we had this one dude tryna bring a walkie-talkie on the server and it started talking to the creepers, man, it was wild! so now we gotta ban all that noise. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen, bro! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be LIT!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP