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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7785 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 683925 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4356 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!
So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!