Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.
Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join us on our server where you can meet my adorable shark wife, Sheila! She loves to swim around in our underwater base and she’s always up for a good time. Plus, she’s a great cook – her underwater sea kelp stew is to die for!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party room where the zombies like to break it down on the dance floor. And our pet creeper, Mr. Boomsalot, loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just watch out for his explosive sense of humor!
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky time. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with Sheila, Mr. Boomsalot, and the rest of our zany crew!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!
Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!
>be me
>finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft
>ready to show it off to the world
>log into this insane Minecraft server
>immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot
>he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas
>pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy
>join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot
>we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas
>finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether
>best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?
Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.
And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.
So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your questionable desires.
Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hentai-themed builds, wincest roleplays, egirls selling virtual feet pics, and even a section dedicated to ex-wives seeking revenge!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with players who are just as twisted as you are. From footjob competitions to girlfriend stealing quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner perv run wild! Just remember to use the secret code to gain access: 05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any therapy bills incurred after joining our server)
Come join our Minecraft server and witness the cutest yangki wife you’ve ever seen! She’s got the most adorable pixelated face and her pixelated hugs are to die for. Plus, rumor has it she can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep”. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet this virtual beauty and maybe even steal her heart (in-game, of course). Join now for a chance to be part of this pixelated love story!
Darkness – From ultra-hardcore to regular survival minecraft
[+] Full protection of your builds
[+] PVP is optional (you decide)
[+] Runs always on the newest minecraft version
[+] Decide between regular survival or UHC
[++] UHC (Limited natural health regeneration, Short death ban on death
[++] Regular survival (Regular regeneration, no death ban)
[+] English as the server language
We are a group of friends who are playing regular vanilla minecraft and would like to have more people to join the server.
If you want to join the whitelist send an emial to [email protected]
We are looking for dedicated players that accually play and makes good builds and not just a ton of ugly ones.
We preferebly want Norwegian players
Currently running the latest snapchot 1.9
Also the server arent more than a week old
Rules:
No griefing
Respect other players
Any hack will result in permanent ban
If you kill someone you are allowed to take their stuff, but only then
Do not ruin peoples bases of any sort
PVP, Skywars, Parkour, Creative, Extensive Roleplaying, Just some of the amazing things you can come across when in the popular multi-world server of BarberCraft. Plugins that allow Auctions, marriage, lottery, factions, and so much more are what make BarberCraft such a great environment for all players. Griefs can be fixed in seconds and trouble makers dealt with in calmly matters, you will never be made feel unwelcome or not wanted. Whether a minecraft beginner or hardcore expert, we have everything you need here for a great experience!
Aspired Prison is an non op prison server. What is a prison server? you might be asking yourself. While in prison, your main goal is to mine resources, sell them and buy your self out of jail. But other players can kill you, potentiality setting you back,
Welcome to the server! We have gapple pvp, no cooldown, and 50% of ALL ranks on the store! Make sure to join the server and vote daily for cool rewards!
Be the strongest warrior of all! Hardcore Games is a game mode in which you must use your skills and strategies to be the last survivor among many! Choose your kit and build your strategy to be victorious!