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  • FBI Minecraft SMP Guy Wins Wife

    FBI Minecraft SMP Guy Wins Wife
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 3771
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9598 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Villages Defended: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 423

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as this insane true crime story? Look no further! Join our server where you can stab your friends in the neck (virtually, of course) and get away with it because it’s all in the name of self-defense!

    We’ve got FBI agents, nannies setting up knifeplay BDSM dates, and mistresses who will shoot you on command – all in the name of love! Who needs a boring old survival server when you can experience the drama and chaos of our community?

    Don’t be a femcel or incel, join us and see just how crazy and disgusting people can be in the virtual world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours.

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  • CraftyWifeAvoidance

    CraftyWifeAvoidance
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5199
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Animals Bred: 58
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Magic Items Found: 2317 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my wife’s emotional rollercoaster? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and secret grief that even your closest family members don’t know about!

    Just like my wife, our server is extremely private – you never know what secrets are lurking beneath the surface. Explore hidden caves, mysterious dungeons, and maybe even uncover a lost baby zombie (just kidding, that would be creepy).

    With grief-stricken landscapes and tear-soaked biomes, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a grief-stricken village or a tearful temple? The possibilities are endless!

    Join now and experience the emotional turmoil of a grieving wife in Minecraft form. Just remember, like my wife, our server may deny any crying happening – but trust us, the tears are real. So grab your tissues and join us for a journey you’ll never forget!

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  • Yor’s Wife Hunt Minecraft SMP

    Yor’s Wife Hunt Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 2723
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding a Minecraft wife as amazing as Yor? Well, look no further! Join our SMP and you might just find your very own Yor to build with, mine with, and slay creepers with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated partner who will never leave you for a zombie? Plus, rumor has it that Yor can craft a mean diamond sword and bake a killer cake. Don’t miss out on your chance to find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

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  • DateNightCraft Minecraft Server

    DateNightCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 8584
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Ores Mined: 3942 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win tickets to exclusive events that will make your friends salty with jealousy. Just like the lottery, you never know when you might be the lucky winner of 2 tickets to a night of fun and chaos.

    Imagine the thrill of winning tickets and deciding whether to take your wife on a date night or make her friends salty by taking her BFF instead. Will they show up at the door hoping for last-minute tickets, or will they throw shade your way for not following the unspoken rules of ticket distribution?

    Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty over Minecraft tickets. Who knew virtual tickets could cause so much drama? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complexities of ticket distribution and friendship dynamics. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • WifeWarsMC

    WifeWarsMC
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 6545
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel excluded like this poor wife at board game night? Look no further than our server, where everyone is included no matter what game they want to play!

    Join our server and never worry about feeling left out because you don’t want to play a certain game. We have a special feature that reads your mind and automatically suggests games that you actually want to play. No more awkward situations like this poor wife had to endure!

    Plus, our server is filled with extroverted players who will never let you sit out and watch. They will drag you into the game kicking and screaming if they have to! So come join us and experience the most inclusive Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HubbyHurtinHomieHater

    HubbyHurtinHomieHater
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 4056
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between players, crazy alliances, and unexpected betrayals.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ll ever see. Show off your creativity and skills as you compete against other players to see who can create the most jaw-dropping structures.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the spooky challenges that await you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with it.

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  • PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    PreggoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6419
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Votes: 3243 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Crops Grown: 1170 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into the virtual world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from crazy family stories like a nephew’s phantom pregnancy? Join us and build your own world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about the $150,000 down payment requests from family members who may or may not be grifters. Who needs real life drama when you can join us and create your own virtual utopia?

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing disappearing is your worries and the only thing you need to apologize for is not joining sooner! Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

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  • NieceWatch2021

    NieceWatch2021
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 1299
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and baby responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations!

    We promise not to badger you about family vacations or babies, because let’s be real, who needs that kind of stress in a virtual world? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about dropping babies in safe haven drop boxes, here you can drop blocks and create your own virtual paradise. So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some crazy adventures together!

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  • CraftyCompliments

    CraftyCompliments
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 8554
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband, wife, and a torn tendon.

    Imagine a world where you injure your leg, your wife goes on a trip, and all chaos breaks loose. Will you choose surgery or tough it out like a champ? Will your wife get mad at you for making decisions about your own health? Will Stacy and Jason become the ultimate rivals in a battle for your kids’ love and affection?

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama, questionable decisions, and unexpected arguments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest storylines and the most outrageous adventures. See you in the game, where anything can happen!

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  • I Love My Angsty Gothodile Wife Minecraft SMP

    I Love My Angsty Gothodile Wife Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 6356
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 168
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources like it’s a Sunday picnic? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of players riding on giant gothodiles! That’s right, these angsty gothodiles are the coolest pets in town, and they’ll be sure to turn heads as you ride them into battle against other players.

    But wait, it gets even crazier. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where players have been known to throw epic dance parties that last for days on end. Who needs sleep when you’re busting out your best moves with your fellow Minecrafters?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. It’s like a rave in the sky, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for years to come. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity, because on this server, anything is possible.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

    Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3471
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Buildings Constructed: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

    Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

    Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

    Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

    Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

    In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

    Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

    Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

    Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

    Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

    Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

    Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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  • MommyIssuesCraft

    MommyIssuesCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 7850
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1822 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

    Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

    So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

    Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 9431
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

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  • Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

    Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 420
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Star Shards Collected: 249
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

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  • NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

    NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 3168
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Villages Defended: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Potions Brewed: 92 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Zombie Dances: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

    Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

    Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!

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  • Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

    Crafty Hololive Dropout Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 5738
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154
    Mines Excavated: 1139 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs drop Hololive instead of regular loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you can collect virtual idols while fighting off creepers and zombies.

    Our server is so crazy that even she is considering leaving Hololive and joining us instead. Who wouldn’t want to trade in virtual fame for a chance to mine diamonds and build epic structures?

    Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and hilarious. See you in the world of Minecraft!

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  • PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

    PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 8224
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Potions Brewed: 22
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    • Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
    • Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
    • Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
    • Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

    Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1147
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

    Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

    CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 9768
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Dimension Hops: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

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  • Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

    Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 1988
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

    Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

    So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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