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Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.

Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.

So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

Birdseed Bomberz

Birdseed, Bomberz

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Votes:	1425	Star Shards Collected:	245
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	212705	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as parking wars in the suburbs? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner prankster with our “Birdseed Bombs” plugin – just like the birdseed trick that got revenge on that pesky parker!

Create chaos and hilarity as you lure unsuspecting players into sticky situations with our unique plugins and features. Who knew that bird poop could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to shake things up and have a laugh, join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, parking in front of someone’s house may result in some unexpected surprises… 😉🚗💩 #BirdseedBombs #MinecraftMayhem

FreakyCraft: Kink Edition

bizarre fantasies, bizarre obsessions, eccentric tastes, Edition, FreakyCraft, kink, odd inclinations, offbeat fetishes, offbeat preferences, outlandish attractions, peculiar fetishes, peculiar kinks, peculiar proclivities, quirky fetishes, quirky interests, strange desires, strange fetishes, unconventional kinks, unconventional pleasures, unusual kinks, unusual turn-ons, weird fetish

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your weird fetish and kink needs!

Join us and explore a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to role-playing as a sexy creeper. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a BDSM dungeon crawl or hosting a furry convention in the Nether.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and let your freak flag fly? Come on, you know you want to!

CraftyLee’sBlockParty

adaptation, Asia-Pacific region, CraftyLeesBlockParty, Diplomacy, economic implications, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, global order, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, multilateralism, new reality, power dynamics, regional stability, security concerns, Singapore, SM Lee, strategic planning, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	157
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	198
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	2921
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs the real world when u can live in a land of pure minecraft madness? come join us and let the chaos begin!

SlashCraft: Outrage Overhead

academic institutions, administrative costs, budget cuts, budget reductions, controversy, federal funding, financial impact, funding cuts, Government, Grants, nih, Outrage, overhead, overhead payments, policy changes, research, research facilities, research funding, Scientific community, scientific research, SlashCraft, universities

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	97	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4789	Alien Abductions:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Items Found:	6303	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so, like, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, the nih slashed overhead payments for research, and everyone is like, “whaaat?!?” but on this server, we don’t care about that, we just care about building epic stuff and having a blast!

come join us and build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! the possibilities are endless, just like the outrage over those slashed payments!

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamonds and gold! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft fun!

Starlight Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alumni, Axel Syrios, Balatro Hate Edition, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Gavis Bettel, Gen1, Gen2, gen3, Goldbullet, Haven, Holostars, Holostars -ARMIS-, Holostars -TEMPUS-, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Starlight

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ores Mined:	3147
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, fam, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Balatro Hate Edition but in blocky form! We got Holostars -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- Gen1, Gen2, and Gen3 all up in here, ready to throw down some epic gameplay.

Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Jurard T. Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are all waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the pixelated world.

The OP template is fire, the songs playlist is lit, and the magmaboard is poppin’ off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join now and let’s get blocky together! 🤪🔥🎮

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Auntie Anne’s, berated, cashier, changed my mind, childish, cinnamon bites, Communication, decision, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, HangryHub, hot dog pretzel bites, husband, insisted, Mall, Minecraft, Order, Server, snack, stormed off, tailor

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid unnecessary drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players.

Our server is known for its epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments. We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. Plus, our events and challenges will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the unnecessary drama behind. Who needs hot dog pretzel bites when you have a whole world of fun waiting for you?

Dad’s Dirt Denial – No Clean-Up Crew

adult child, adulting, Boundaries, breakup aftermath, cleaning responsibilities, Cleanup, Communication, CREW, Dads, denial, Dirt, emotional labor, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, generational differences, household chores, household maintenance, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family obligations and clean houses! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward conversations about who should do the dishes or mow the lawn.

We have epic adventures waiting for you, like battling dragons and building your dream castle without anyone nagging you to tidy up. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries with family members who expect you to do their chores.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who needs a clean house when you can have a virtual kingdom to rule instead?

CraftySlavs Minecraft Server

Censorship, CraftySlavs, Democracy, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding, Government, independent journalism, independent media, international relations, Journalism, media development, media freedom, media support, Minecraft, News, political influence, press freedom, russia, Server, Ukraine, usaid

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	154	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

lol imagine if u were playing on a minecraft server where u could help save independent media in russia and ukraine by just playing minecraft lmao. like u mine some diamonds and suddenly a news outlet in russia gets funding again. it’s like magic but with blocks and creepers. join us and be a hero for journalism, one block at a time. also, we have a secret underground bunker full of enchanted gear and potions. shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

CraftyBalticPowerGrid

Baltic Sea region, Baltic states, CraftyBalticPowerGrid, cross-border connections, electricity, electricity network, energy diversification, energy independence, Energy Integration, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, European power grid, european union, geopolitical shift, Infrastructure, political relations, power transmission, regional cooperation, Russia ties

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Towns Built:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made baltic states switch power grids? yea, thats us. we got the power to make countries change their whole setup just to be part of our epic community. join us and u can be part of something so wild, even russia cant handle it. come build with us and watch the world change around u. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.