widespread incompetence – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

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Mystic Realm Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, blowjobs, Confidence, Depressed, Desires, eager, experimentation, fantasies, FEMCEL, Happening, Intimacy, khhv, morning, mystic, personal growth, public sex, Quests, Realm, relationship, self improvement, sexual exploration, Threesomes, transformation, WTF

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, like, this chick was all sad and lonely and stuff, but now she’s giving her boyfriend morning blowies like it’s nobody’s business! And get this, she’s even down for threesomes and public sex now! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, like, if you wanna level up your game in Minecraft and in the bedroom, you gotta join this server, like, yesterday! Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

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VacayVibesMC

Apology, Boyfriend, Cheating, Communication, destress, Experience, Family issues, heavy weight, ladies trip, loop, medical issues, Messaging, parent’s divorce, stress, stressful, Support, Understanding, vacation, VacayVibesMC, worry

🌟🌈🦄 HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE?! 🌟🌈🦄

🚀🔥🤯 LET ME TELL YOU, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE WITH JOY! 🚀🔥🤯

🤪🤣🍕 WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOME CRAZY STORIES! ONCE, A CREEPER AND A PIG HAD A DANCE BATTLE AND THE WHOLE SERVER WATCHED IN AWE! ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE! 🤪🤣🍕

🐲🌈🍭 AND THAT’S NOT ALL! WE HAVE DRAGONS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS THAT FART GLITTER! 🐲🌈🍭

🚀🚀🚀 SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! JOIN NOW AND LET THE MINECRAFT MADNESS BEGIN! 🚀🚀🚀

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SMPFunTime: Minecraft SMP

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Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast while playing Minecraft. Like, the admins are all unicorns who grant you wishes and stuff. And the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is actually floating in the sky on a cloud made of cotton candy. And every time you mine a diamond, a choir of baby chickens sings a beautiful song in your honor. It’s like, magical and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with flying pigs? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. And if you win a match, you get a crown made of cheese. It’s like, the cheesiest crown ever, bro.

So like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience Minecraft in a whole new way, you gotta join this server. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. And who doesn’t love sliced bread, am I right?? Join now and let the madness begin!

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ViceCraft: Oval Office Shenanigans

administration, current events, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international affairs, investigation, Meeting, office, official statement, oval, Oval Office, political analysis, Politics, press conference, Shenanigans, trump, Ukraine, united states, vice president, ViceCraft, White House, Zelensky

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where the Vice President speaks at Oval Office meetings with Trump and Zelensky… in Minecraft! That’s right, we’ve got all the political drama you never knew you needed in a blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of craziness, chaos, and chicken conspiracies. Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

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CraftyTrade Minecraft Server

anti-globalization, bilateral agreement, CraftyTrade, economic policy, economic sovereignty, free trade deal, Government, international trade, Minecraft, opposes, opposition, political party, protectionism, Server, SWISS, Swiss politics, switzerland, trade agreement, trade negotiations, trade relations, trade tariffs, united states, US

hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, this server is so lit that even the swiss political party is like “nah, we ain’t messin with that free trade deal with the US, we gotta play on this minecraft server instead!”

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes (spoiler alert: they always blow up at the punchline).

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we all bond over our love for building epic castles, riding pigs into battle, and trolling each other with invisible blocks.

so come on, join us on this minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

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ZelenskyCraft: SorryNotSorry!

diplomatic apology, diplomatic conflict resolution, diplomatic disputes, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, government diplomacy, international diplomacy, international politics, kyiv, mend relations, political communication, political diplomacy, political reconciliation, political tensions, public apology, SorryNotSorry, Trump administration, US-Ukraine relations, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump and zelensky duking it out in a pixelated world. watch as they build walls and bridges to mend their relationship. will zelensky apologize or will trump build a wall around him? find out on our server where international politics meets blocky fun. join now for a chance to witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. who needs world peace when you can have world blocks? let’s get building, gamers!

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Speedy Blocks – Warp in Style

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where time and distance are just a big ol’ joke! like seriously, you can go 13 miles in 13 minutes or 46 miles in 46 minutes and you’ll still be going the same speed! it’s like time and space are playing a prank on you, but in a fun way!

we’ve got crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. you’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure! plus, our admins are like wizards who can make all your minecraft dreams come true (well, maybe not ALL of them, but close enough).

so come on down to our server and join the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to conquer the 13 miles in 13 minutes challenge (or the 46 miles in 46 minutes challenge, if you’re feeling extra adventurous). see you there, fellow minecraft maniacs!

IP: speedoflight.About.speed

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Fishy MS Progression

Autoimmune Disease, brain health, Chronic illness, cognitive function, diet, Disease Progression, fatty fish, Fish, fishy, health benefits, immune system, lifestyle changes, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorder, neurological health, nutrition, omega-3 fatty acids, Progression, seafood, slow progression, Treatment, wellness

come join our epic minecraft server where eating more fish actually makes u a better player! we swear it’s true, just ask our players with multiple sclerosis who have seen slower disease progression thanks to all the fish they eat in-game. it’s like a magical cure but in minecraft form. plus, our underwater world is filled with rare fish to catch and eat, so come join us and level up your gaming and health at the same time!

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Neverclose server minecraft

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Neverclose is anarchist server where you can blow up, kill everything and everything. Privatov does not exist! Cheats are allowed, isn’t this a complete anarchy?

NeverClose.aternos.me:60252

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Pixel Dreamscape 1.20

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, Crap, ddg, DEGEN, dreamscape, EDG, Edition, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, porn, prompting, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, slopping, Tensor, Trash, Trolls, Trust, udg, VG, vtai, ydg

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride through a crazy town where trolls are banned for life! You’ll be building like a pro in no time with our ComfyUI that even beginners can handle. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, try out the Forge version for some next-level fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators that will blow your mind. From Bing/Copilot to Civitai to Tensor, you’ll never run out of creative inspiration. And if you have any questions, our FAQ section has got you covered with all the info you need.

Join us on this server and experience a world like no other. From models to embeddings to characters, we’ve got it all. Plus, our related boards are full of additional resources to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

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