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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9921 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7292 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
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