LostInCraft Minecraft SMP

best in the world, blunder, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, error, Failure, fumble, Incompetence, LOSING, lost chance, LostInCraft, Minecraft, mishap, missed opportunity, missed potential, mistake, oversight, setback, slip-up, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1339	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have the best players in the world! And by best, we mean the most hilariously terrible at Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles where players accidentally hit each other instead of the mobs, build magnificent structures that somehow always end up looking like giant toilets, and embark on quests that inevitably lead to getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in a language only they understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a chicken to lead him to a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun on the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

NurseCraft: Full Time Fun!

associates in nursing, bachelors degree, bills, Boyfriend, chemist, DEBT, family, Friends, full, full-time, Fun, grad school, lab research, medical field, Nurse, NurseCraft, online school, part time, PhD candidate, PTO, Real World, RN, Struggling, TAing, Time

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a server where you can escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and meet players from all walks of life, like our resident nurse who only works two 12-hour shifts a week because he’s too busy mastering the art of potion-making in Minecraft. Who needs a full-time job when you can have a full-time adventure in our virtual world?

Don’t worry about paying bills or dealing with debt on our server – the only currency you need is diamonds and emeralds! And if anyone tells you that “real adults work full-time jobs”, just remind them that in Minecraft, the only job you need is having fun!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a PhD when you can have a PHD in Minecraft? Let’s craft and laugh together!

ClichéButWise – Minecraft SMP

Cliche, ClichéButWise, common life advice, deep understanding, growth mindset., life guidance, life lessons, life philosophy, life principles, life wisdom, mindset change, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Understanding, valuable, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	6610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4011

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like getting chased by a pack of angry llamas or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block.

Our server is like a real-life lesson in the importance of teamwork and communication. You’ll learn the hard way that trying to build a castle by yourself is a recipe for disaster when a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows it all to smithereens. But fear not, because our community is always there to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So why join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig? And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the legendary secret of the enchanted cow that can grant wishes (or at least give you unlimited steak). Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!

HatecrushCraft

attraction, complex emotions, conflicting emotions, conflicting feelings, dislike, emotional connection, emotions, hate, HatecrushCraft, Human nature, internal conflict, love-hate relationships, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Personal experiences, Physical attraction, Psychology, relationships, romantic feelings, sexual desire, Sexuality

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies – including the ones you never knew you had!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where even your enemies can’t help but turn you on. That’s right, we’ve got a special plugin that makes every player you dislike or hate suddenly irresistible. Who knew that rivalry could be so steamy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a rare item that can make anyone fall head over heels for you. Use it wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places.

DeifCraft: The Ultimate Block Warfare

Assassination, BLOCK, confirmed dead, Conflict, DeifCraft, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, military leader, Mohammad Deif, Oct. 7 attacks, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, War, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the one between Mohammad Deif and Israel but with blocks and swords instead of guns and bombs. join us and be a part of the action as we reenact this historic battle in the virtual world. plus, our server has the best loot and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

cadmium, chococraft, Chocolate, Cocoa products, consumer awareness, contamination, Food Safety, harmful substances, Havoc, health risks, heavy, heavy metals, lead, maximum allowable dose, metal, metal toxicity, organic options, public health, regulatory standards, safety guidelines, study, toxic metals, U.S. retailers, worst offenders

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	454

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

Karlsson’s Mildly Peculiar Java-licious Season 3 Whitelisted Server

+18, 1.21, community-driven, content creators, Cosmetics, Discord, Europe, java, Javalicious, Karlssons, mildly, multiplayer, Papermc, peculiar, PvP, safe gaming environment, Season, season 3, Server, shopping district, smp, Streamer, Trophies, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist, Whitelisted

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mines Excavated:	2514
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1144
Towns Built:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

karlssonSMP <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/daku-gaming-lobby-video-editing-tutorial/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border: Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets: Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
Location: Europe
Current Version: 1.21

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	281	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

achievement, athletes, celebration, Champions, Competition, competition rules, eligibility, Excellence, gold medal countries, medal chads, Medalchads, Minecraft, Mining, national pride, olympics, Participation, podium, pride, smp, Sportsmanship, Thread, TOP 5, Victory, WINNERS

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8772
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wiccan Samhain Minecraft Servers