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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6098 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!