Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.
Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!
Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!
So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!
why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).
oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.
so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!
Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!
dimensionsteal.net
| Players | 300+ |
|---|---|
| Daily Active Players | 20 |
| Server Events | Community themed events, next one is Halloween |
| Whitelist | Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds |
| Server Restart | No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent |
| Mods & Data Packs | Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed? | No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking |
| What is the age range of members? | 16-47, with most in their 20-30s |
| Are there community builds at spawn? | Yes, some cool community builds happening |
| How can I join? | Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg |
🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣
🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂
So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮
